Well, so much for Andy Carroll giving me his assurances about us getting Suarez the other week - ****er! My one big chance to become an uber ITK failed like a condom made of tissue 
My next option is to start pumping Lennon, the spud midget, now that I have had his bathroom leak sorted.
I'll have to remove the 3ft cheese plant from the office window 'cos I keep missing the **** when he walks by
My next option is to start pumping Lennon, the spud midget, now that I have had his bathroom leak sorted.

I'll have to remove the 3ft cheese plant from the office window 'cos I keep missing the **** when he walks by


