Suarez News (#ONTOPIC)

[saintanton]

Wow, you beat a **** Norwegian team and suddenly you're the world's greatest team

You're relying on Sturridge to stay fit (good luck ), and Coutinho to stay good. Worth mentioning, he started off brightly at Inter, and faded massively.

Where did any of us say that?
If you must wum, you'll really have to try harder than that.

 

[DirtyFrank]

Who mentioned pre-season?

And who here stated we'd suddenly be above you in the league?

But basically after listening to all the guff about how being out of the CL meant we couldn't buy a star player to save our lives it turns out its the mighty 4th place winners that seem to be the only turd not attracting flies.

Good luck trawling French league 2 teenagers.....again.

 

[Kyle?]

Awwwwww....don't sound so butt hurt: there's still the secret verbal contract that gives you hope....the one he heard in his head....

I honestly don't care if we sign him or not, didn't when this saga started, still don't. We don't need him to beat you.

I'm far more bothered (OK, worried) about Spurs than i am about any side managed by a blue thing from Avatar.

 

[Kyle?]

Also, i couldn't put it this well, so i'll let a fellow gooner's words ring true

Lol, I like how some Liverpool fans are acting cocky, hey ****wits, you're not going to hold us to ransom to make us pay more than we have to, don't act cocky you stupid bastards, if you keep Suarez, you're only going to keep a player who doesn't want to be there, who said he doesn't want to be there, who plans to take legal action against you, and this basically has burned all bridges he has with your club, from the other players, to the management, and most importantly, to you dumb thick headed ****y Liverpool fans.

So by all means, if you want to keep such a player, then go ahead, no matter what happens, you've already lost Suarez, whether he stays, or goes. Oh, not to mention you will also lose out on good money, because you can bet your scouser asses, that you won't even be getting a minimum of 40 million for him if you so choose to sell him next season.

 

[Sharpe*]

Angel of deeeeeeaaath! That's a tune Kyle.

 

[DirtyFrank]

Awwwwww....don't sound so butt hurt: there's still the secret verbal contract that gives you hope....the one he heard in his head....

I honestly don't care if we sign him or not, didn't when this saga started, still don't. We don't need him to beat you.

I'm far more bothered (OK, worried) about Spurs than i am about any side managed by a blue thing from Avatar.

Then why did you rush to this board to tell us you're soooo much better than us as soon as you heard the news?

Strange, very strange.

 

[Lucaaas]

Not sure some of you have realised this yet. You need Suarez a lot more than we do. We finished 4th with a lump of French driftwood up front, imagine what we could do with even a halfway competent striker. You finished 7th with (arguably) the best striker in the league. If we don't sign Suarez, then we'll get someone else, who will surely be an improvement on the driftwood. If we sign Suarez, you're left with the injury prone Sturridge and the umproven Arsepas.

Either way, we win, you lose.

You'll probably reach the lofty heights of 3rd place, like you did when you had Van Persie. Which was just 2 seasons ago (or 1 year ago)

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

About time we had a thread about Suarez...

 

[Dangerously Delicious]

Angel of deeeeeeaaath! That's a tune Kyle.

No, this is a tune...


His name is Luis Suarez
He bit Ivanovic

And we’ve all had enough
And we’ve all had enough

He’s got these weird ear lobes
He’s Patrice Evra’s bitch

And we’ve all had enough
And we’ve all had enough

He’ll score some goals but needs therapy
Now we just can’t wait to sell this **** Suarez

 

[Kyle?]

Then why did you rush to this board to tell us you're soooo much better than us as soon as you heard the news?

Strange, very strange.

I was already on this board when the news broke, just a bizarre coincidence actually.

 

[DirtyFrank]

Also, i couldn't put it this well, so i'll let a fellow gooner's words ring true

Lol, I like how some Liverpool fans are acting cocky, hey ****wits, you're not going to hold us to ransom to make us pay more than we have to, don't act cocky you stupid bastards, if you keep Suarez, you're only going to keep a player who doesn't want to be there, who said he doesn't want to be there, who plans to take legal action against you, and this basically has burned all bridges he has with your club, from the other players, to the management, and most importantly, to you dumb thick headed ****y Liverpool fans.

So by all means, if you want to keep such a player, then go ahead, no matter what happens, you've already lost Suarez, whether he stays, or goes. Oh, not to mention you will also lose out on good money, because you can bet your scouser asses, that you won't even be getting a minimum of 40 million for him if you so choose to sell him next season.

We know you couldn't put it this well but you do realise this was a breathy, largely unpunctuated rant don't you? I.e it's not actually put very well at all.

But it's spirited; I'll give you that. Slightly hysterical in fact

 

[Dangerously Delicious]

I honestly don't care if we sign him or not, didn't when this saga started, still don't. We don't need him to beat you.

I'm far more bothered (OK, worried) about Spurs than i am about any side managed by a blue thing from Avatar.

Always thought Arsene Wenger look like a stretched out ET myself.

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

Angel of deeeeeeaaath! That's a tune Kyle.

No, this is a tune...


His name is Luis Suarez
He bit Ivanovic

And we’ve all had enough
And we’ve all had enough

He’s got these weird ear lobes
He’s Patrice Evra’s bitch

And we’ve all had enough
And we’ve all had enough

He’ll score some goals but needs therapy
Now we just can’t wait to sell this **** Suarez

Nice but we don't want to be associate with the French tosser

 

[Kyle?]

We know you couldn't put it this well but you do realise this was a breathy, largely unpunctuated rant don't you? I.e it's not actually put very well at all.

But it's spirited; I'll give you that. Slightly hysterical in fact

Everything A87 said is true. Face reality for once.

 

[DirtyFrank]

Then why did you rush to this board to tell us you're soooo much better than us as soon as you heard the news?

Strange, very strange.

I was already on this board when the news broke, just a bizarre coincidence actually.

So camped on a board about a player you don't want from a team you aren't concerned about.

Who does Darren Bent play for? Villa? I'll go camp on their board and tell them I think we'll finish higher than then....

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

Have we sold him yet?

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

Least Suarez leaving means the **** I hear about him around here (handball vs Stags) won't matter so much

 

[Magic Ted]

Least Suarez leaving means the **** I hear about him around here (handball vs Stags) won't matter so much

Now he's leaving he DEFINITELY did handball it the filthy stinking rat

 

[Zingy]

Have we sold him yet?

That's my line.

 

[Kyle?]

So camped on a board about a player you don't want from a team you aren't concerned about.

Who does Darren Bent play for? Villa? I'll go camp on their board and tell them I think we'll finish higher than then....

Actually, i'm using you morons to get all my anger out, it's good for my mental health.