Suarez News (#ONTOPIC)

Where did any of us say that?
If you must wum, you'll really have to try harder than that.

 

Who mentioned pre-season?

And who here stated we'd suddenly be above you in the league?

But basically after listening to all the guff about how being out of the CL meant we couldn't buy a star player to save our lives it turns out its the mighty 4th place winners that seem to be the only turd not attracting flies.

Good luck trawling French league 2 teenagers.....again.

 

I honestly don't care if we sign him or not, didn't when this saga started, still don't. We don't need him to beat you.

I'm far more bothered (OK, worried) about Spurs than i am about any side managed by a blue thing from Avatar.

 

Also, i couldn't put it this well, so i'll let a fellow gooner's words ring true

 

Angel of deeeeeeaaath! That's a tune Kyle.

 

Then why did you rush to this board to tell us you're soooo much better than us as soon as you heard the news?

Strange, very strange.

 

You'll probably reach the lofty heights of 3rd place, like you did when you had Van Persie. Which was just 2 seasons ago (or 1 year ago)

 

About time we had a thread about Suarez...

 

No, this is a tune...


His name is Luis Suarez
He bit Ivanovic

And we’ve all had enough
And we’ve all had enough

He’s got these weird ear lobes
He’s Patrice Evra’s bitch

And we’ve all had enough
And we’ve all had enough

He’ll score some goals but needs therapy
Now we just can’t wait to sell this **** Suarez

 

I was already on this board when the news broke, just a bizarre coincidence actually.

 

We know you couldn't put it this well but you do realise this was a breathy, largely unpunctuated rant don't you? I.e it's not actually put very well at all.

But it's spirited; I'll give you that. Slightly hysterical in fact

 

Always thought Arsene Wenger look like a stretched out ET myself.

 

Nice but we don't want to be associate with the French tosser

 

Everything A87 said is true. Face reality for once.

 

So camped on a board about a player you don't want from a team you aren't concerned about.

Who does Darren Bent play for? Villa? I'll go camp on their board and tell them I think we'll finish higher than then....

 

Have we sold him yet?

 

Least Suarez leaving means the **** I hear about him around here (handball vs Stags) won't matter so much

 

Now he's leaving he DEFINITELY did handball it the filthy stinking rat

 

That's my line.

 

Actually, i'm using you morons to get all my anger out, it's good for my mental health.