Has such a thing been invented?![]()
Aye ... numbing agent!
turn them outside in and ye can rape away as she wont feel a thing <frankieboyle>
Has such a thing been invented?![]()
I need eddie to give me the odds on the likelihood of this ever happening.
I'm guessing they're pretty low![]()
Aye ... numbing agent!
turn them outside in and ye can rape away as she wont feel a thing <frankieboyle>
.Has such a thing been invented?![]()
Yeah they sell them in Boots, never tried them myself.
Maybe a tip to keep the wee man up is grab the birds hairband and stick it round your cock & balls, I'm sure she wouldn't mind
Had about 2 dozen of them from years ago when my ex went to family planning clinic.
Never wore them with her so they just gathered dust.
When we broke up & I started using them I was ****in scundered.
The rubber was about a cm thick.
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Made yer cock 2cms then...

Medro:5139046 said:I need eddie to give me the odds on the likelihood of this ever happening.
I'm guessing they're pretty low![]()
Good afternoon Mr Happy.
Yeah because everyone makes up stories about gettin a softy during riding.
Condoms ffs? Have you never heard of clingfilm?
This convinces me it was a lie
Boy who never shows anything he likes in a bad light suddenly admits to erectile dysfunction, only to use it as "proof" he isn't lying
Medro:5139461 said:Condoms ffs? Have you never heard of clingfilm?
Can't fit the sadwiches into condoms
This convinces me it was a lie
Boy who never shows anything he likes in a bad light suddenly admits to erectile dysfunction, only to use it as "proof" he isn't lying
A. I'm not a boy, I'm a man
B. Never shows anything I like in a bad light!?! Wha!?!
C. I would say most people who have had a skin full or have been on something else would readily admit to underperforming, as the comforting girl said to the crying Pendes "It happens to everyone"

Medro:5139550 said:A. Whatever tickles your pickle. I hope you pair are happy together.
B. That doesn't explain what you meant.
C. Gambols original point? Okay thanks.![]()
MD 20/20:5139584 said:I see mindys still suffering errors in his operating system after yesterdays malfunction.
****s still no making any sense. Someone should just put him down.