A question for the blokes (you're barred tina)...

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Yeah they sell them in Boots, never tried them myself.

Maybe a tip to keep the wee man up is grab the birds hairband and stick it round your cock & balls, I'm sure she wouldn't mind

Nah, I just use the cheapo non-brand condoms and everything's fine.
 
Had about 2 dozen of them from years ago when my ex went to family planning clinic.

Never wore them with her so they just gathered dust.

When we broke up & I started using them I was ****in scundered.

The rubber was about a cm thick.
 
Had about 2 dozen of them from years ago when my ex went to family planning clinic.

Never wore them with her so they just gathered dust.

When we broke up & I started using them I was ****in scundered.

The rubber was about a cm thick.

Made yer cock 2cms then...
 
Medro:5139046 said:
I need eddie to give me the odds on the likelihood of this ever happening.

I'm guessing they're pretty low :(

Good afternoon Mr Happy.

Yeah because everyone makes up stories about gettin a softy during riding.

This convinces me it was a lie

Boy who never shows anything he likes in a bad light suddenly admits to erectile dysfunction, only to use it as "proof" he isn't lying
 
Condoms ffs? Have you never heard of clingfilm?

Can't fit the sadwiches into condoms

This convinces me it was a lie

Boy who never shows anything he likes in a bad light suddenly admits to erectile dysfunction, only to use it as "proof" he isn't lying

A. I'm not a boy, I'm a man

B. Never shows anything I like in a bad light!?! Wha!?!

C. I would say most people who have had a skin full or have been on something else would readily admit to underperforming, as the comforting girl said to the crying Pendes "It happens to everyone"
 
Medro:5139461 said:
Condoms ffs? Have you never heard of clingfilm?

Can't fit the sadwiches into condoms

This convinces me it was a lie

Boy who never shows anything he likes in a bad light suddenly admits to erectile dysfunction, only to use it as "proof" he isn't lying

A. I'm not a boy, I'm a man

B. Never shows anything I like in a bad light!?! Wha!?!

C. I would say most people who have had a skin full or have been on something else would readily admit to underperforming, as the comforting girl said to the crying Pendes "It happens to everyone"

A. Ill settle for man-child

B. http://m.dictionary.com/t/

C. See original point
 
I see mindys still suffering errors in his operating system after yesterdays malfunction.

****s still no making any sense. Someone should just put him down.
 
Medro:5139550 said:
A. Whatever tickles your pickle. I hope you pair are happy together.

B. That doesn't explain what you meant.

C. Gambols original point? Okay thanks. <ok>

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MD 20/20:5139584 said:
I see mindys still suffering errors in his operating system after yesterdays malfunction.

****s still no making any sense. Someone should just put him down.

Just keep talking, that'll work