A question for the blokes (you're barred tina)...

I hold my cock with 4 fingers when I go to the toilet !



Piss on three of them

 

they are if used as a femi-dom ...

 

Gambols tesco 2 stripe tadger.

 

Eh?

 

Trojan rubbers are ****e, will strangle the life out of any root. Durex, no real problems so far.

Anything beyond that I havent tried cos I don't trust them. Tesco condoms **** that

 

Tesco value condoms

 

My local Ice Cream van sells condoms. On the side of their van it says "Buy me and Stop one".

 

No it doesn't

 

Aw right

 

I refuse to wear them. Nothing screams passion more than having to break your stride and get one of the bastarding things on.

The fear when you pull out and it's burst

 

...which is why ye get her to put it on with a bit of a sook before and after - bit less of a passion killer.

 

Wearing a condom is like having a shower wearing a Berghaus jacket.

 

Ahhhhhh.....you've had a squirter

 

Never use them ML, ****ing horrible waste of time and fun. I would rather have a **** than have a shag wearing a condom.

 

Ye definately don't want to be wearing a condom for that. Ye widny feel the sudden extra warm cock bath.

 

I'm the same dev, got the missus on the pill so I can have my fun.

I had a new mattress ruined by a squirter. I was beelin, but also curious and aroused

 

Yep the pill, that's the answer. Missus tried to talk me into having the snip years ago. No ****ing way Jose is anyone puttiing a needle in my Balls.

 

How come the wet patch after havin sex always looks like a silhouette(sp) of the African continent?

 

Mine said the same to me, get that done once we have kids. Told her if she's that concerned she can get sterilised. I don't want to be half a man.

 

Use the Rhythm method... billions (and increasing) of catholics canny be wrong!