Suarez News (#ONTOPIC)

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When will Suarez leave?

  • Pre-contract, gone 1st day

  • Gone in July

  • Gone in August

  • Gone on transfer deadline day

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I read the above posts with interest however one thing resonates throughout all the differing opinions regarding Bale...






He really does resemble a chimp.

An £85m chimp - that's a lot of chimp right there. More chimp than you could shake a stick at. Too much chimp for me tbh (and I'm a man who likes his chimp).

Chimp.
 
Denny Kalglish said:
I read the above posts with interest however one thing resonates throughout all the differing opinions regarding Bale...






He really does resemble a chimp.

An £85m chimp - that's a lot of chimp right there. More chimp than you could shake a stick at. Too much chimp for me tbh (and I'm a man who likes his chimp).

Chimp.
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For 85mil you could open a chimp zoo <ok>

Monkey World in Dorset is a better day out than watching Bale at White Hart Lane.
 
johnsonsbaby said:
True <ok>

Just read a headline what will happen when world's top 4 players meet Ronaldo and Bale v Messi and Neymar - so Bale's one of top 4 in world, really!
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If you can't Bale that highly, you could say top seven; Messi, Ronaldo Neymar, Bale, Xavi, Iniesta and Suarez <whistle>
 
Denny Kalglish said:
I read the above posts with interest however one thing resonates throughout all the differing opinions regarding Bale...






He really does resemble a chimp.

An £85m chimp - that's a lot of chimp right there. More chimp than you could shake a stick at. Too much chimp for me tbh (and I'm a man who likes his chimp).

Chimp.
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Stop monkeying around
 
Tobes said:
Bale's valuation is irrelevant to the value of Suarez.

Neymar, Cavanni, Higuain & Soldado are more relevant yardsticks as they've all moved / about to move, this summer for far less than the figure put on Bales monkey's head.
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Not if your comparing the players ability in the Premier
 
Tobes said:
I had a couple of trips to Spain on business last year & it's genuinely frightening how hard the economic crash has hit them. We've all seen it on the news etc, but the reality of how it's hit their everyday lives is quite shocking tbh. The masses of unfinished half built projects that are all over most of their major cities, the awful unemployment rate of circa 50%! yes 50%, in the 18-25 age group is going to create a welfare culture time bomb for them if it's not turned round soon & here's the vastly state supported Madrid offering £85m for a footballer with a chimps head & a soppy haircut. It can never be right.
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its ****ed alright, their economy was never really right in the first place before all of this, not since the currency devaluation many times over in the late 30's.

Mind you the state are as corrupt as you can get in Europe, as bad as the Italians if not worse.
 
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