All the very best of luck to both of you Qwerty. Have a great day, you'll have jaw ache from all the smiling you'll have to do! Oh, and listen to Godders. He knows what he's talking about.
Enjoy Qwerty - the day, the aftermath and the future. All the very best. Can she play CB, by the way?
The only thing the wife and I have in common is that we got married on the same day? Don't do it Qwerty, there's still time. Only joking, have a great day, very best wishes to you both.
------------------ Have a great day Qwerty and an even happier ever-after. Please DO NOT follow fatletiss' wife's boss' advice for even one day!
He spent most of his time on these threads and left the new Mrs Qwerty alone in bed. What sort of way is that to start married life?
well, he thought she was alone .... Anyway Godders, we are old farts, Qwerty was probably fulfilling his duties whilst typing one handed on one of these tablet thingies. My wife thinks something different if I say I'm taking a tablet to bed...
she always gets it when she wants it. Every time. One day, just one day I'll refuse...... .... unlikely though.
Never, ever refuse as it may be the last offer you get because, obviously, you don't love her, you think she's fat or you are having an affair (delete as applicable). This warning also comes with alarm bells and sirens if she happens to be pregnant.
I'm so going to: a. Open a new account when he does. or b. Have a word with the mods and get him banned
