The Good Luck Qwerty Thread...

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All the very best of luck to both of you Qwerty. Have a great day, you'll have jaw ache from all the smiling you'll have to do!

Oh, and listen to Godders. He knows what he's talking about.
 
The only thing the wife and I have in common is that we got married on the same day?
Don't do it Qwerty, there's still time.

Only joking, have a great day, very best wishes to you both.
 
fatletiss said:
Some good advice from Godders and TSS. Just a couple if bits on that. I am ecstatically married and a great family life; we returned from honey moon pregnant and then had our second child born before our second wedding anniversary with both conceived within wedlock. This is my 14th year of happy marriage, so having kids early can work.

Secondly, I'll share the bit of advice that I was given the day before our wedding, whilst living in Wigan. This was from my wife's very Northern boss:

"Keep her well ****ed and short of cash; if she's well ****ed she won't go looking elsewhere for any and if she's short of cash, she won't be able to afford to go looking"

I apologise for the language but it is honest and funny advice which is actually pretty good. Qwerty, I dare you to use that in your speech!!
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Have a great day Qwerty and an even happier ever-after. Please DO NOT follow fatletiss' wife's boss' advice for even one day!
 
St Godders the Peacemaker said:
He spent most of his time on these threads and left the new Mrs Qwerty alone in bed. What sort of way is that to start married life?
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well, he thought she was alone ....

Anyway Godders, we are old farts, Qwerty was probably fulfilling his duties whilst typing one handed on one of these tablet thingies. My wife thinks something different if I say I'm taking a tablet to bed... :shocked:
 
St Godders the Peacemaker said:
So you're getting married. I didn't think people did anymore. I hope you are as blissfully happily married as is possible.

Some advice:

A happy marriage takes effort.
Tell her at least once every day that you love her.
Tell her often that she is beautiful.
Give her lots of hugs and kisses every day.
Never go to bed angry with her sort it out.
Know when to say sorry.
Know which arguments are worth winning and which aren't.
Give her little surprises every so often. Not too often or she will expect it but often enough that she will know you love her.
As your wife she is the most important person in the world to you and you must never let anyone or anything come between you.
Never do anything that will make her resent you so do your share of the domestic chores.
Take her breakfast in bed every once in a while.
Never ever say "Can I help you with your housework?"
Have plenty of romantic interludes and never turn her down when she is feeling romantic.
Keep talking and sharing.
Keep some time for yourself and keep yourself interesting to her by retaining a degree of independence.
Have interests which you share but also have interests of your own.

And lastly the day she stops talking to you is the day it is all over which is a day I hope you never reach.
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this is the biggest mistake to make EVER. things could get violent if this happens.
 
Never, ever refuse as it may be the last offer you get because, obviously, you don't love her, you think she's fat or you are having an affair (delete as applicable). This warning also comes with alarm bells and sirens if she happens to be pregnant.
 
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