Sheff Wed V Rangers

How many tickets are we getting?

 

I'm not getting any. Hope this helps.

 

40,000 seater. hopefully fill it

 

Now, that's a ****ing bus

 

The burd no talkin tae ye?

 

She knows not to talk with her mouth full

 

I hope she enjoys a knob slap after yev unloaded.

 

She doesn't enjoy it, but it doesn't stop me from doing it

 

They never seem to find the knob slap funny at all

 

Edited for my own sanity.

 

I hadn't done it in ages.

At the weekend, I managed to get the missus (wi a floppy) right on the forehead while I was on the phone to her mother - she couldn't really moan about it until she'd seen it as funny so the trick is to only do it when their mother's voice is in the room <toptips>

 

These are the things that need to be done to keep the relationship fresh.

 

fun ma nu sunnies

http://www.discountedsunglasses.co....arised-brown-lens-model-code-4176-216483.html

 

I like 'em.

Dowsnide is, like ma current sunglasses, yer eyes can be seen through them.

 

Arnettes make the best lenses. The darker ones weren't polarised

 

Harder to perv, thought more of you tbh.

 

What'd ye say?

 

Awright Ali G!

 

Two ****in ells, you ****

 

you jealous bro?