I'm not getting any. Hope this helps.
The burd no talkin tae ye?
She knows not to talk with her mouth full![]()
I hope she enjoys a knob slap after yev unloaded.
She doesn't enjoy it, but it doesn't stop me from doing it


They never seem to find the knob slap funny at all
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I hadn't done it in ages.
At the weekend, I managed to get the missus (wi a floppy) right on the forehead while I was on the phone to her mother - she couldn't really moan about it until she'd seen it as funny so the trick is to only do it when their mother's voice is in the room <toptips>


I like 'em.
Dowsnide is, like ma current sunglasses, yer eyes can be seen through them.