We've got some great options up front, with Lukaku, Defoe, Fierro, Sanogo, Paloschi, Yarmolenko, Ongenda, Kane and some of the non-existant youngsters coming through. ...wait, I'm confusing reality and Football Manager again aren't I?
Woman fined for taking her horse into MacDonalds! Was she trying to buy a burger or was she just delivering their meat supplies?
I can't believe you are all talking about football and missing the critical stuff. Has she had this baby yet
Keep seeing these news stories on the fabulous BBC? The police are marvelous, they are not fooled into thinking this a natural death. Not for them the belief that she may have felt poorly and just popped into the suitcase for rest, nothing fools them.
Well they did think that the spy they found in some luggage in his bathroom topped himself, so I guess they're improving.
There's a rumour doing the rounds that Adebayor's brother, who seems to have had a fair bit of trouble, has passed away. Hope it's not true.
Reports stating that the Prince of Wales is "delighted and immensely proud to have become a grandfather for the first time" Bale's daughter didn't waste her time did she?!
Spurlock has been on quite recently, can't remember which thread. Boss I haven't seen for some time. Once the season kicks off we should see the return of a good few abesent friends.
Former manager of Newell's Old Boys. ...although as his former club had the acronym of NOB, he would've been an ideal replacement for Mourinho at Real Madrid.
Anyone looking for evidence of the poor atmosphere within our squad: http://instagram.com/p/cHDbxsE3NA Looks like they're having a mare...
