Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

I have a feeling I bought the wife some of those without realising.

 

Ah man Monday Night Football on Sky is ruined now.

 

So they've served an injunction on the League so that the fixtures can't be released and no games can be played, until October. Good luck making that one stick.

 

Love Desperados, and it's one of the reasons I miss uni. You could buy a bottle for £1.50 on campus.

 

£6 for 4 in Tesco's.

 

Wow. I've just seen what you mean. I wasn't expecting Neville to be as good as he is but I really can't see Carragher being a good pundit at all.

Well there's no guarantee it will take until October. There are so many aspects of the story that are ridiculous really. A points deduction for one player owing £16? He didn't know because he was in prison? The whole league goes on hold until the appeal is heard? It's like something from Dream Team.

 

Heads up: Aisha Tyler (voice Lana on Archer) is doing* a Reddit AMA and it turns out she's really funny.

*or has done, as she may have finished now.

 

A few years ago we were pretty likely to pass up watching Saints to; clean the car, wash the dog, go for a tooth extraction, visit the elderly relatives or mow the lawn. The chance to pass up watching Saints to have sex would never have been missed.

 

Cheeky 2:2 in 2nd year of Uni, can't complain

 

Can't think of a better excuse to get this out:

[video=youtube;01qEY4Ar7-A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01qEY4Ar7-A[/video]

 

Well done. Who were you playing against?
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Looking for a 2:1 at the end then?

 

You can tell the younger ones on here. I never would have passed up watching Saints for sex. I may well have tried squeezing something in at half time if it was watching them in the television, but sex is sex and you know the outcome before you start. Watching saints is the winner and the older you get, the more you realise that it is much more rewarding and a lot less predictable.

I wonder how many of you choosing sex over saints would leave that 5 minutes before the end?

 

Who leaves sex five minutes before the end? That's the best part!

 

As is often the game; well it's the most important part anyway!

 

Can it go on for more than 5 minutes!

 

That's what I thought you'd say! No sign of any parents shouting "Hoof it up the front!", and plenty of good tekkers on display. Warms the cockles of the heart to see it. Noticeable also that some of the most skilful players were smaller than the others, and didn't (on that video at least) keep getting lumps kicked out of them. That should be played repeatedly to every U11 coach in Britain.

 

At this precise moment in time there is a picture of Alan Shearer in a Draper Saints shirt, fronting the Sportsday News item. Don't believe me..?

 

I wouldn't say that it's a good thing to have our preferred, more skilful players, being the small players. I'd rather have a team of 7 foot giants than 4 foot dwarves if they had the same skill levels. Of course if the smaller players were naturally more skilful I'd prefer them, but that isn't necessarily the case. I think the point is that smaller players shouldn't be discriminated against, rather than actively preferred.

 

I've seen the women in Portsmouth and I would need some help getting it up as well.

I also like to think that as Saints fans in our dotage I have given you enough clues to realise that the very lovely Mrs Godders and I are at it like rabbits still and without the need for viagra.

 

There's a big morning coming up in the cricket. Honours are relatively even I'd say. England only have a small lead for the loss of 2 wickets but the two big guns are still at the crease and Australia have to bat last on a wearing pitch. Cook and KP probably just need to bat some time to begin with.