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Many years ago, I went to Thailand with my then wife. As straight as they come. Never smoked anything and didn't often drink. There were two things I wanted to do when I was there: get her into a sex show and ensure i got hold of a Thai stick to smoke.

Surprisingly, I achieved the first one without too much difficulty, although she did drag me out when the naked Thai girl next to her started licking her ear whilst a couple were ****ing on stage.

The second one proved more problematic, until we went on a boat trip to a coral island. We went on a jet ski and I did a bit of snorkeling. I then decided I'd go for a walk down the beach and sample some Singha at one of the many bars. Whilst I was walking, two Thai kids came up to me. They asked me if I wanted to go on a jet ski and I said no. They then asked me if I wanted a Thai stick. I replied quickly in the affirmative and they led me to the last bar on the beach. They told me to wait there. I showed them that I only had 120 baht on me, and they said it was only 5. They disappeared and I got a bit worried I was going to get rolled. They came out 5 minutes later with the offending article. I gave them 10 baht and said thanks. They said "We stay here and make sure you enjoy". I lit it and smoked it. I then said thanks and turned to walk of, falling straight on my face in the sand. When I got up, both kids were laughing their tits off and I was completely ****ing scattered.

I walked to a bar and got a beer, and then another one, and then I wandered in an abstract fashion back down the beach. I got back to my wife and she said, "My God, what's wrong with you?". I said I thought I had sunstroke. She asked me if there was anything she could do and I said she could get me a couple of ice-cold beers from the bar. I got the beers and lay on the sun lounger gazing out at an azure sea, stoned as a ****. Great holiday <ok>
 
Magic:4998067 said:
I was 8? Isn't that what you do when you're that age? Well.. No, I still do it now, needless to say I don't have a good aim. I usually piss like a girl anyway.
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I'm going to base my answer on my youngest son (3) who is able to (and has been able to for a while) piss standing up without a problem. I'm going to back that up with my eldest son (5) who was also able to do the same at a similar but slightly age than his younger sibling. Lastly, I don't recall pissing on walls myself (well, pre-adulthood anyway <laugh>)

No, thats not normal! <laugh>
 
Red Hadron Collider:4998203 said:
Many years ago, I went to Thailand with my then wife. As straight as they come. Never smoked anything and didn't often drink. There were two things I wanted to do when I was there: get her into a sex show and ensure i got hold of a Thai stick to smoke.

Surprisingly, I achieved the first one without too much difficulty, although she did drag me out when the naked Thai girl next to her started licking her ear whilst a couple were ****ing on stage.

The second one proved more problematic, until we went on a boat trip to a coral island. We went on a jet ski and I did a bit of snorkeling. I then decided I'd go for a walk down the beach and sample some Singha at one of the many bars. Whilst I was walking, two Thai kids came up to me. They asked me if I wanted to go on a jet ski and I said no. They then asked me if I wanted a Thai stick. I replies quickly in the affirmative and they led me to the last bar on the beach. They told me to wait there. I showed them that I only had 120 baht on me, and they said it was only 5. They disappeared and I got a bit worried I was going to get rolled. they came out 5 minutes later with the offending article. I gave them 10 baht and said thanks. They said "We stay here and make sure you enjoy". I lit it and smoked it. I then said thanks and turned to walk of, falling straight on my face in the sand. When I got up, both kids were laughing their tits off and I was completely ****ing scattered.

I walked to a bar and got a beer, and then another one and then I wandered in an abstract fashion back down the beach. I got back yo my wife and she said, "My God, what's wrong with you?". I said I thought I had sunstroke. She asked me if there was anything she could do and I said she could get me a couple of ice-cold beers from the bar. I got the beers and lay obn the sun lounger gazing it at an azure sea, stoned as a ****. Great holiday <ok>
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In English please <ok>
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
Many years ago, I went to Thailand with my then wife. As straight as they come. Never smoked anything and didn't often drink. There were two things I wanted to do when I was there: get her into a sex show and ensure i got hold of a Thai stick to smoke.

Surprisingly, I achieved the first one without too much difficulty, although she did drag me out when the naked Thai girl next to her started licking her ear whilst a couple were ****ing on stage.

The second one proved more problematic, until we went on a boat trip to a coral island. We went on a jet ski and I did a bit of snorkeling. I then decided I'd go for a walk down the beach and sample some Singha at one of the many bars. Whilst I was walking, two Thai kids came up to me. They asked me if I wanted to go on a jet ski and I said no. They then asked me if I wanted a Thai stick. I replies quickly in the affirmative and they led me to the last bar on the beach. They told me to wait there. I showed them that I only had 120 baht on me, and they said it was only 5. They disappeared and I got a bit worried I was going to get rolled. they came out 5 minutes later with the offending article. I gave them 10 baht and said thanks. They said "We stay here and make sure you enjoy". I lit it and smoked it. I then said thanks and turned to walk of, falling straight on my face in the sand. When I got up, both kids were laughing their tits off and I was completely ****ing scattered.

I walked to a bar and got a beer, and then another one and then I wandered in an abstract fashion back down the beach. I got back yo my wife and she said, "My God, what's wrong with you?". I said I thought I had sunstroke. She asked me if there was anything she could do and I said she could get me a couple of ice-cold beers from the bar. I got the beers and lay obn the sun lounger gazing it at an azure sea, stoned as a ****. Great holiday <ok>
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<laugh> and you big academic pussy, can't hold your stick<laugh>
 
Gerrez said:
I'm going to base my answer on my youngest son (3) who is able to (and has been able to for a while) piss standing up without a problem. I'm going to back that up with my eldest son (5) who was also able to do the same at a similar but slightly age than his younger sibling. Lastly, I don't recall pissing on walls myself (well, pre-adulthood anyway <laugh>)

No, thats not normal! <laugh>
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Show offs <grr>
 
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