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[Disco down under]

Not usually a great source of news but it seems Newcastle and Sunderland are being linked (Closing in on is the phrase used) to Emanuele Gianccherini!

Don't know how many of you watched the Confederations cup but he looked mega to me.

The source is a chap called SAFCsource and to be fair to him he's been very good at breaking the news on our ridiculous amount of transfers so far this summer.

I'd suggest this lad would be a next level signing for both sides. So kindly back the **** off barcodes and Kinnear (Maybe that's why he's on holiday... To give you a chance to get some people through the door before he puts them off?)



And don't be mean to me... I don't come here that often but I'm a nice chap.

 

[Keith Fit]

Unfortunately twitter news is currently bottom of the pile of reliability and truth...even a shade behind Joe Kinnear....

 

[Rick O'Shea]

Is this the guy pronounced Jacker-er-ini?

He was all over the place in the Confed Cup. All over the place in a good way.

 

[Consett Mag]

Don't trust a thing from twitter - tried it and got burned...

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Disco, he has an Italian name so you will sign him.
We only sign French. Lol.

 

[Disco down under]

Don't trust a thing from twitter - tried it and got burned...

Altidore's signing for us mate. That hit twitter a long time before sky reported it!

 

[Agent Bruce]

Disco, he has an Italian name so you will sign him.
We only sign French. Lol.

Cani on ACS, we're in for anybody that's good enough. We're not racist or anything.

 

[Disco down under]

Well I was half right. Looks like we were in for him and have got him!

Messrs Kinnear, Pardew and Carr need to start pulling their fingers out.

Even Danny Graham scored today in our 13-1 win against local tramps in an Italian park.

 

[Spiderman-Mask]

Kinnear's on his jollys trying to get Messi to remember him as the guy who taught him everything he knows

 

[Disco down under]

Kinnear's on his jollys trying to get Messi to remember him as the guy who taught him everything he knows

Shouldn't be too hard like. I heard Joe Kinnear trained Red Rum, Stephen Hendry, Muhammad Ali, The Rock, Babe Ruth, Jonah Lomu, Pele, Sachin Tendulkar and Bradley Wiggins at their respective sports.

 

[Brian Storm]

Shouldn't be too hard like. I heard Joe Kinnear trained Red Rum, Stephen Hendry, Muhammad Ali, The Rock, Babe Ruth, Jonah Lomu, Pele, Sachin Tendulkar and Bradley Wiggins at their respective sports.

According to Joe, he was also the steroid Lance Armstrong used.

 

[abc CissesCurriedGoat abc]

Trivia:
Which manager has won manager of the year 3 times?

 

[Agent Bruce]

Couldn't be JK could it?

 

[Agent Bruce]

According to Joe, he was also the steroid Lance Armstrong used.

Wasn't JK the first man to set foot on the moon?

 

[Disco down under]

Wasn't JK the first man to set foot on the moon?

Joe Kinnear is the moon mate.

 

[Brian Storm]

Joe Kinnear is the moon mate.

Not only that, he turned himself into cheese just to prove that he could.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Joe Kinnear is the moon mate.

Now if you'd said, Joe Kinnear does moon, it would have sounded more believable.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Not only that, he turned himself into cheese just to prove that he could.

Well he is cheesey.

 

[Makemstine Roger]

Not usually a great source of news but it seems Newcastle and Sunderland are being linked (Closing in on is the phrase used) to Emanuele Gianccherini!

Don't know how many of you watched the Confederations cup but he looked mega to me.

The source is a chap called SAFCsource and to be fair to him he's been very good at breaking the news on our ridiculous amount of transfers so far this summer.

I'd suggest this lad would be a next level signing for both sides. So kindly back the **** off barcodes and Kinnear (Maybe that's why he's on holiday... To give you a chance to get some people through the door before he puts them off?)



And don't be mean to me... I don't come here that often but I'm a nice chap.

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