Saint Victor!

Because it looks interesting, because it has great weather, because I like to get out of my comfort zone, I think that's more than enough reasons to want to broaden one's horizons.

 

Always fancied a Kenyan safari when I was young, but the world is different now. If you are younger, go for it....just don't wander off into the bush and be surprised when you are eaten by a lion. Some tourists are just so naive.

 

I thought wanyama was Scottish?

 

5 nights in Malia, £188.

 

Thinking of going there with the gf next year.

 

I can get drunk and catch gonorrhea for free right here, thanks.

 

Crete? Lovely. Malia...? I wouldn't go within five miles without a HazMat suit.

 

Yep, it sure was a great week.

 

Fair play. But seriously, I've done Crete and I've done Ibiza so I don't think Malia would be anything new to me. I've never set foot in Africa and it's about time I fixed that.

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/jul/10/victory-wanyama-southampton-transfer-celtic
The Guardian can see into the future.

 

Can recommend Mombassa, incredible beaches and reefs. Can walk miles out to sea, which is a little freaky at first. I found the locals to be brilliant, although that was a few years back and Kenya always is in a state of flux.

Hotel I stayed in was used by British Airways for their cabin crew stop-overs. Dripping in drunk trolly dollies. (fish/barrel)

 

Said his goodbyes tomorrow did he? Interesting...

 

Crete is **** for a lads holiday.

 

LADS LADS LADS #banter

 

Cheers. I've heard on the Kenyan coast you get those fish that look like rocks and are venomous enough to kill a man. Were you warned about them?

Might have to find out from people I know at BA which the best hotels are then, as nailing a stewardess would top that trip off nicely.

 

I'll take your word for that, but I would be **** for a 'lads* holiday', as I would have no intentions of doing anything so called 'laddish*'.




*For lad read twat

 

But second to none if you're interested in Greek history.

 

I went on holiday combining a safari and then a week next to the Indian Ocean- very nice it was too! Apart from the ex that is

 

Can't recall any dangerous fish, but do remember going on a glass bottom boat and when it got a little choppy at one point, a mate threw up onto the glass. This somewhat curtailed the boat trip. One woman screamed very loudly, almost as loudly as British Airways Debbie a bit later that night.

 

Bit silly to take your ex