Three years from the decision to write to putting the pencil down.

Here we go then. Now that that one has been cleared up, I will set my question.
Once again, apologies for keeping you all waiting.
Righto. Eyes down, lug'oles open.....
We all know that Theo has had some books published, but my question is this...
How long did it take him to write his first book.
The answer is on this forum somewhere....Theo..if you get this wrong I will laugh![]()
It's such a long time since I first sat down with a pencil. Maybe I should check my old diaries. Off to the attic![]()
MMMmmmmmmmmmmm....let me think now. It's such a long time since I first sat down with a pencil. Maybe I should check my old diaries. Off to the attic![]()
Been up there a long time - could someone put the ladder back please!![]()
He is obviously struggling to find the answer on google
I think to speed things up here we need a few moronic guesses - er.....18 months.

Found my old programmes and Mrs H's children's school books. No diaries though.
So, assuming Maestro means just writing the story and not editing/revising, I'll hazard a guess at 9 months...

Can you be a bit more precise please Theo?![]()

I'll simplify things - how about asking a different question?

I'll try. The first draft took 9 months. Editing and rewriting probably added three months to that. After agents and publishers had seen it, often liked it, but decided it wasn't commercial enough to take to a mainstream publisher, I decided to rewrite it (cutting out some of the background detail and making the plot less complicated). This took another 6 months. You are now probably thinking, as my dear old Dad used to say "that's as clear as mud".![]()

OK here goes.
What do the words 'cleave' and 'oversight' have in common?
OK here goes.
What do the words 'cleave' and 'oversight' have in common?
They are autoantonyms - mean the opposite of themselves.

Knew I should have asked who won the Northwood Infants Egg and Spoon race in 1896
At least it took you all of 17 minutes to get it right, BB. My 17 minutes of fame are over![]()
