Perfect preparation for a holiday. Got horribly drunk Friday. Played golf badly yesterday. Obtained a bad gut from a BBQ then the meat sweats last night, a plane crash lands then I watch a film about people being eaten by sharks.
I am about to sink a Valium and attempt to relax before I head to the airport. Where I will no doubt assume everyone is a terrorist and the drunk people in the bar are my pilots.
I am about to sink a Valium and attempt to relax before I head to the airport. Where I will no doubt assume everyone is a terrorist and the drunk people in the bar are my pilots.

