Mouser Watch #2

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As if last season was not embarrassing enough for the Mousers, this season looks set to top it by a very long chalk.

Firstly, they have been dreadfully snubbed by Henrikh Mkhitaryan, a player that almost all Mousers had pinned their hopes on to help lift them out of mid-table obscurity. Now, to add insult to heinous injury, it looks as though Goofy will be going to Chelsea, this Summer.

As much as the rest of us detest the buck-toothed twat, there is little doubting that the player has real talent, and the chances are that he'd shine for the blues. Yes, us Spurs fans would undoubtedly cringe at the idea at us buying a playing who carries with him so much nasty baggage, but I cannot see any of that being of genuine concern to Chelsea fans.

Part of me is beginning to pity Mousers. They are so desperate to regain a top 6 place, but they simply do not have the clout to buy (or hang on to) decent players, and seem destined to be forever stuck with clown-like players, such as Downing and Carroll (although, even Carroll would rather be at WHU).

To be fair, Carroll seemed to be trying to get out of a move to West Ham with OTT wage demands.
 
Abramovich FC would be the ideal destination for Sewerez, his vulgar and disgusting gamesmanship along with his penchant for common assault and racial abuse should sit perfectly at a club with no morals.

It is no surprise Mikhitayrian has turned down the Mousers, a club with no European football next season, who annually tread water in mid table and with less than impressive additions so far.
 
Abramovich FC would be the ideal destination for Sewerez, his vulgar and disgusting gamesmanship along with his penchant for common assault and racial abuse should sit perfectly at a club with no morals.

It is no surprise Mikhitayrian has turned down the Mousers, a club with no European football next season, who annually tread water in mid table and with less than impressive additions so far.


Despite what some of the others think on our board. It was hardly a choice to that guy between Liverpool and Dortmund. Champions league finalist, ex champions with rich history to boot. Largest attendance in Europe and a league on par with ours and the Spanish.

As for Suarez, he will only move abroad, that I am certain of.
 
The Scousers are eally happy at the moment, they have been out and bought loads of players.
The players they have bought have been cheapies and in no way cover their problems from last season. The supporters are happy but i can see BR at the start of the season thnking "where do i play them".
 
As if last season was not embarrassing enough for the Mousers, this season looks set to top it by a very long chalk.

Firstly, they have been dreadfully snubbed by Henrikh Mkhitaryan, a player that almost all Mousers had pinned their hopes on to help lift them out of mid-table obscurity. Now, to add insult to heinous injury, it looks as though Goofy will be going to Chelsea, this Summer.

As much as the rest of us detest the buck-toothed twat, there is little doubting that the player has real talent, and the chances are that he'd shine for the blues. Yes, us Spurs fans would undoubtedly cringe at the idea at us buying a playing who carries with him so much nasty baggage, but I cannot see any of that being of genuine concern to Chelsea fans.

Part of me is beginning to pity Mousers. They are so desperate to regain a top 6 place, but they simply do not have the clout to buy (or hang on to) decent players, and seem destined to be forever stuck with clown-like players, such as Downing and Carroll (although, even Carroll would rather be at WHU).

Oooh, think this could happen to Spurs you do not?
 

You'd think it would register with the red scouse that when players like these start rejecting you that you really aren't very good. How you can then have a pop at another club about transfers is beyond comprehension. Still, that's the red scouse.
 
...to make yourself look a right dikhead?, yes, you do find that very easy don't you!

Trying that one cos you've got fuk all to come back with! <laugh>
No personal insults please, I'm mightily offended. If you want to waste your time trawling the internet for links to Liverpool stories, it says a lot more about your personality than mine.<smooch>
 
No personal insults please, I'm mightily offended. If you want to waste your time trawling the internet for links to Liverpool stories, it says a lot more about your personality than mine.<smooch>

Trawling?? just google 'snub liverpool' takes seconds!, so all it says about my personality than yours, is that I'm better on a computer. :D
 
Love it. Wumming the spuds, on a Liverpool wum thread, on the spuds board. Keep biting.
 
Run out of answers again have we? :kiss:

PS....the thread is here to draw wum comments from mousers, for us then to rip to bits...just thought you should know.
 
The thread that keeps on giving.

The way that they head to this thread the moment anything remotely negative happens to Tottenham and try to gloat just shows how much this thread winds them up.
 
The thread that keeps on giving.

The way that they head to this thread the moment anything remotely negative happens to Tottenham and try to gloat just shows how much this thread winds them up.
what do you expect Yid? Given the whole nature of this thread. You'll notice that there is no similar thread on our board ripping the piss out of you and your team of perennial chokers. We are far too intelligent and mature for that.