If you were 8 years old, NSS, those cheeky Mousers would have the wheels off your scooter. I know that most people think it's a cliche, but it does still happen on Merseyside. No where else in the country, at all, just in 'Pool.
Now they're just taking the piss: please log in to view this image What the **** is going on with those socks?!
Jesus H Christ! That is utterly dreadful. Mousers must be holding their heads in shame, right now. 'Pool is going to be a laughingstock both on and off the field next season, at this rate.
Who's not listening and hasn't got that particular exercise right, Gerrards leg is extended, Toures is bent.
As if last season was not embarrassing enough for the Mousers, this season looks set to top it by a very long chalk. Firstly, they have been dreadfully snubbed by Henrikh Mkhitaryan, a player that almost all Mousers had pinned their hopes on to help lift them out of mid-table obscurity. Now, to add insult to heinous injury, it looks as though Goofy will be going to Chelsea, this Summer. As much as the rest of us detest the buck-toothed twat, there is little doubting that the player has real talent, and the chances are that he'd shine for the blues. Yes, us Spurs fans would undoubtedly cringe at the idea at us buying a playing who carries with him so much nasty baggage, but I cannot see any of that being of genuine concern to Chelsea fans. Part of me is beginning to pity Mousers. They are so desperate to regain a top 6 place, but they simply do not have the clout to buy (or hang on to) decent players, and seem destined to be forever stuck with clown-like players, such as Downing and Carroll (although, even Carroll would rather be at WHU).
