Lucas Neill and Harry Kewell

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Jezz511 said:
maybe getting a pic of the current manager on your profile would make your argument more valid, but....
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I like to remind myself of the greatest manager we ever had. Maybe you should get Fergie as your pic
 
Jezz511 said:
oooh, harsh words, but fair play :) maybe Paul duffen should be your pic, as he made it all happen? :D
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Possibly. Then undid it all with reckless and unpragmatic spending, leading us into £35m of debt, but hey, we can always forgive?

I'll stick with Browny for the time being
 
Jezz511 said:
at least you put the contrast down on the image, so we aren't blinded by the orange emitting from the man with the tan :P
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Ohh all the tan is there - it's just that in this paticular image, the orange light emitted is so strong it is beyond the visible spectrum. Always thinking.
 
Jezz511 said:
Did your crazy physics teacher tell you that ;) Always thinking....
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I seem to remember not taking any interest in my Physics lessons. I actually spent most of my time eating Chocolate Digestives.

I've got a funny story actually - the physics teacher (Mr. Millar i believe) came over to ask this kid a question, just as he had a mouthful of biscuit. The student backed off and protested his innocence, to which the teacher exclaimed "what are you going to do, swallow me?"

This caused raptures of laughter across the male population in that classroom. Priceless.
 
H-D city till I die said:
I seem to remember not taking any interest in my Physics lessons. I actually spent most of my time eating Chocolate Digestives.

I've got a funny story actually - the physics teacher (Mr. Millar i believe) came over to ask this kid a question, just as he had a mouthful of biscuit. The student backed off and protested his innocence, to which the teacher exclaimed "what are you going to do, swallow me?"

This caused raptures of laughter across the male population in that classroom. Priceless.
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What a pleasant anecdote. I wish i had one that could top that. We did once go outside with one of those metre counter roly things. we formed a conga line behind him that resulted in pointing, laughing and applause by bored students in the classrooms overlooking it :)
 
Jezz511 said:
What a pleasant anecdote. I wish i had one that could top that. We did once go outside with one of those metre counter roly things. we formed a conga line behind him that resulted in pointing, laughing and applause by bored students in the classrooms overlooking it :)
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I think across the board all Physics teachers are mental. Too much knowledge you see.

On one occassion, the now famous Mr. Millar decided it would be a good idea to try and drink a cup of Fanta on his head. He claimed he could do the same with a pint of Guiness, but I'm still dubious about that one.

After making a solid yet clumsy attempt at completing the challenge his unwittingly students had set him, Mr. Millar found that some of the soft drink was dripping down his arm. "I'm all sticky now" he rather foolishly remarked.

Yet again the superior gender laughed out loud at his dangerously close to sexual reference
 
I seem to recall a physics teacher of mine claiming to be able to do a standing backflip, and (due to a badminton a cident) could not feel pain in one of his hands. Crazy man :)
 
Jezz511 said:
I seem to recall a physics teacher of mine claiming to be able to do a standing backflip, and (due to a badminton a cident) could not feel pain in one of his hands. Crazy man :)
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Good times.

At my old school, the Physics teacher actually got sacked. After a student rudely disrupted his class, he acquired a dung bell and attempted to hit the disgruntled student, shouting "die!, die!, die!"

Political correctness gone mad
 
H-D city till I die said:
Good times.

At my old school, the Physics teacher actually got sacked. After a student rudely disrupted his class, he acquired a dung bell and attempted to hit the disgruntled student, shouting "die!, die!, die!"

Political correctness gone mad
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Wow. I wish I could remember something like that goin on when I was around, I cant remember it though. I do remember having a legend of a maths teacher though :)
 
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