Approaching 50 and

[nomoregeordies]

it begs the question now that i'm hurtling towards death how would i like to die., most people would like to go peacefully in their sleep or perhaps be struck by lightning for instant death, anyone else have any preferences for their demise?

 

[Red and White Mac]

With a spliff in my mouth and my dick in a hot blondes mouth

 

[Disco down under]

Don't really want to get to the age where I'm living with several chronic illnesses myself.

 

[rooch 3]

hope i go like my grandad in his sleep not like all the passengers on his bus screaming thier heads off.

 

[blackcatsteve]

Grisham (William Patterson) on CSI had a good one (yes i know its a TV show but it was something to ponder anyway) his line was.

"most people would want to go very quick with no pain, be here 1 minute and gone the next, but I think I would prefer getting a terminal illness, as i would have plenty of time to tell the people i loved in my life that I did actually love and cherish them and I would miss them deeply, If I just went I know i would regret something I should have done which I didnt"

If it was not going to hurt/i was already 90+ and I was due to go anyway then the illness, if its @ 41, so this year, straight away with no pain.

 

[C19RK73]

In my sleep, thank you lord peacefully

 

[mickyjjjj]

In a ball of ****ing flames AMEN

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

7 pounds

 

[monty987]

Edward g robinson in Solyent green with Enya singing Orinoco flow, brilliant way to go.

 

[billpev]

in a mag shirt.. rather one of them die than one of us.

 

[Commachio]

hope i go like my grandad in his sleep not like all the passengers on his bus screaming thier heads off.

pissing myself here like, that's funny as ****.

 

[password invalid]

coming on here on reading negativity every day , so its getting bored to death.

 

[Nostalgic]

I'm 75 and the only way I am going is being shot by a jealous husband while I,m shinning down a drainpipe.

OR

I am determined never to leave this world as the fittest or richest man buried - and I am well on the way to achieving both.

 

[password invalid]

I'm 75 and the only way I am going is being shot by a jealous husband while I,m shinning down a drainpipe.

OR

I am determined never to leave this world as the fittest or richest man buried - and I am well on the way to achieving both.

75 well done sir, do you still have a paper round

 

[J๏E..]

hope i go like my grandad in his sleep not like all the passengers on his bus screaming thier heads off.

Made me lol that rooch, brilliant

 

[Shameless]

In a brothel

 

[giaccomo]

im coming up to 72 and i like it here, dont want to go anywhere but when i do i dont think i'll go to heaven.

 

[Disco down under]

coming on here on reading negativity every day , so its getting bored to death.

Don't come on if it's killing you.

Better yet, come on more.

 

[nomoregeordies]

coming on here on reading negativity every day , so its getting bored to death.

PEople who keep saying they are bored are really boring people imo.

 

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"approaching 50" - is that iQ, age or number of brain cells? lol