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Bruich76

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What a signing he would be! Would cost probably about 6-8 million but I don't think he has ever failed to score more than 10 goals in a season, regardless of who he has played for! Would keep us up no doubt. He's a good lad as well... he gets a bad rep about what happened at Sunderland but they weren't very nice to him calling him greedy and all that, I would want to move as well. Before that he was at Spurs and was first choice their for all his time, and scored a lot of goals at the highest level, he's an England international as well with over 40 caps and 10+ goals. GET HIM NOW!
 
What a signing he would be! Would cost probably about 6-8 million but I don't think he has ever failed to score more than 10 goals in a season, regardless of who he has played for! Would keep us up no doubt. He's a good lad as well... he gets a bad rep about what happened at Sunderland but they weren't very nice to him calling him greedy and all that, I would want to move as well. Before that he was at Spurs and was first choice their for all his time, and scored a lot of goals at the highest level, he's an England international as well with over 40 caps and 10+ goals. GET HIM NOW!

You got £700K every week for his wages?
 
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That's what i meant.

I made a mistake.

Still far too much.

Nah i've done all the figures... its a bargin.

We can get him for 6.5 million + 1 million if we stay up = £7.5 million.

his wages are to be 40k a week plus 10k if he scores.

we sign him on a 4 year day (thats whats being talked about)

sum total of the contract = 40k X 52 = 2,080,000.00 then times by 4 years = £8,320,000.00

+ original £7.5 miilion and probably 50 goals = £16,320,000.00

Per season being in the premier league will make us £80,000.00 x 4 years = £320,000,000.00

less the cost of darren bent = PROFIT & SUCCESS
 
IF and its a big IF, he comes here it will be a season long loan and 50% MAX of his £70k per week wage being paid by us.
Thats the only deal we could seriously offer him, or is it??????
 
£40k a week isn't too much as long as he has a relegation or release clause in his contract, one bitten twice shy I hope.

I'd like to think there'd be no bad feeling amongst the other players about that level of wage cause they must realise his value in terms of experience and genuine goalscoring quality, if he keeps on scoring that is.
 
While the OP is obviously a tard and I've jokingly said we are gonna sign Bent on a few occasions. I do think he's worth going for. 70 grand is too much but at 50 grand a week for a proven goalscorer is a ****ing steal.
 
While the OP is obviously a tard and I've jokingly said we are gonna sign Bent on a few occasions. I do think he's worth going for. 70 grand is too much but at 50 grand a week for a proven goalscorer is a ****ing steal.

Did you not think to sell the story to the media when you mentioned it previously?
 
I've done some further calculations!


Messi

We can get him for 320 million + 1 million if we stay up = 321 million.

his wages are to be 300k a week plus a weekly pass to purple door if he scores.

we sign him on a 4 year day (thats whats being talked about)

sum total of the contract = 200k X 52 = 10,400,000 then times by 4 years = £41,600,000

+ original £321 miilion and probably 50 goals = £361,600,00

Per season being in the premier league will make us £80,000.00 x 4 years = £320,000,000.00

So if we just leverage 40 million quid against cottingham training facility we should be fine.


GUARANTEED SUCCESS

MUST BUY NOW.
 
I can't believe that there aren't more replies saying, 'sign him'

such a defeatist bunch you lot! Might as well stock up on all the premier league players we can i say... we'll need them at some point in the season. Plus if we sign Bent, we are very unlikely to go down, so they'll wanna come because we won't be offering them short term contracts with relegation release clauses.