"What I can offer is that I believe that I am a very good judge of players, I believe that I am a good tactician and I believe that anything to do with football I have been involved in; I've worked with the best, I have been with the best and I intend to make Newcastle far better than they are now. "I think I have got a bright head, I think I can see a good player and know a good player and get the right players in for us to be successful. Has the delusional fat **** been drinking out the Tyne?? Holy **** he thinks he's Mourinho or summat, this is just too ****ing good lads.
'What I can offer is that I believe...' Translation...'What I can offer is pure speculative conjecture, as I have absolutely no track record whatsoever in this field'
'I've seen this young lad Dean Whitehead, he's on a free, but it's not cos he's absolute pony, he'll be a perfect replacement for Cabaye'.
This has got to be MA way of making Pardew walk so he doesn't have to sack him, saving a few quid. Then I reckon Kinnear will step in and take the reigns as temporary manager. This has just made my day. If Carlsberg did Sunday's.
That's EXACTLY what I think mate. Even that statement from Kinnear looks strategically worded to make it clear that Pardew didn't know it was coming, weakening his authority. If Pardew walks and forfeits compensation, you have to say it's a brilliant bit of cunning from Mr Ashley.
Ashley just loves the banter don't he. '****, we stayed up, what can I do next?? That payday loan company only unsettled 2 players and the fans accepted it. I could murder Shearer, but then, he'd probably chin me he's a stocky lad....' Phone rings.. 'Mike, it's Joe...' 'EUREKA!'
common reaction in newcastle town centre as the news filtered through please log in to view this image
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