Evening benders.. What's that Aussie chap done? Heard something on the radio but didn't say what he did...
Australia opening batsman David Warner is being investigated over claims of an unprovoked attack on England's Joe Root. Warner, 26, was dropped for Wednesday's Champions Trophy match against New Zealand. Cricket Australia said he was involved in an alleged physical altercation in a bar hours after Saturday's loss to England at Edgbaston. Sounds like he punched him.
Just glanced him. Ashes building up nicely. Did anyone see Cookie Monster shadow boxing to Root in training? This is gonna be a great summer of cricket, I can feel it. Can't wait to spend a day at the Riverside getting tanked watching us spank them.
I'm on holiday soon but M has promised to dress in women's clothing & flirt with everyone for a fortnight ... so no one will notice
Morning all. Christ on a bike! Look at the state of this place. It's a bloody mess. What happened here last night? You had a woman in here last night and you didn't make use of her? You didn't get her to clean up? <runs like mad>