Shearer's ebar

You should treat Mrs Chip Shop and the kids to a family meal.

 

He's married to a man?

 

Surely it's just a civil partnership at the moment. . Assume the kids were adopted.. Or just kidnapped..

 

Sorry that was a typo .

 

No they are defo his.

 

Big ginger Afros and keep asking for rep?

 

Aye, a good plan.

two kiddies meals, a sandwich, three cokes and 6 lCarlsberg please chief

 

Funny you should say that.....

 

it's Sweats.

 

I am a genius.

 

Yeah something like that

 

I can only dream that the law for us to be lawfully wed is passed soon.

 

isn't that a bit much even for you?

 

Having seen him, when we watched the Man City game, it probably is.

 

But won't there be a conflict of interest? With ACS wanting a world full of redheads and you wanting everyone to have blonde hair and blue eyes?

 

darling (lights ***).... your turn for the gimp mask tonight?

 

two birds with one stone.... wigs.

 

But I haven't shaved.. I could chafe and cause you a nasty rash.

 

whilst you were doing the cartoon pop out eyes down the Shark Club I snook off and drank an extra 4 pints to get ahead. Just ask the magical one.

 

no pain no gain