100 good reasons .....

[Agent Bruce]

16. He has nice teeth.

Should have, he paid plenty for them.

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

We should keep him on because he has finished above the mackems the last couple of seasons.

 

[Minxy]

27. We should keep him on because he has finished above the mackems the last couple of seasons.

Common on Lads & Lasses .... only 73 reasons needed

28. He must be good apparently (according to The Sun & who doubts them) he is the 2nd longest serving manager in the Premiership

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

Common on Lads & Lasses .... only 73 reasons needed

28. He must be good apparently (according to The Sun & who doubts them) he is the 2nd longest serving manager in the Premiership

29. He winds the mackems up, without even trying to.

 

[Agent Bruce]

30. He must be giving MA something other than winning games.

 

[Resurgam]

31. AB would be gutted if he left and change his allegiance to the team that Pardew went to

 

[Agent Bruce]

32. I'd cry my eyes out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=Ys1ShRxuAnY&feature=endscreen

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

32. I'd cry my eyes out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=Ys1ShRxuAnY&feature=endscreen

I hope he goes to Everton.

 

[Agent Bruce]

I hope he goes to Everton.

If he diddy, the little men would be happy.

 

[Brian Storm]

33. If I don't he might rape my nana.

 

[abc CissesCurriedGoat abc]

34. There might not be another manager willing to be a figurehead around for the time being.

 

[Minxy]

35. Cancerian, the sign of the crab

Does that mean ...

... Once he has got his claws into you, he just won't let go?

 

[Agent Bruce]

36. Maybe he's been a naughty boy and has caught crabs.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

37. He helps the local economy with his casino spending

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

38. His daughter and her big lips

 

[Busy Being Headhunted]

38. His daughter and her big lips

you talking about her mouth

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

you talking about her mouth

lol

 

[Agent Bruce]

lol

Is that a no?

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Is that a no?

I'll take the 5th amendment.

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

38. His daughter and her big lips

She wouldn't let me follow her on twitter.