Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

Same

 

Yes you are you bastard.

 

Oh for ****s sake one of my housemates has nicked my beer. It's not the loss of beer that has made me angry (although I'm far from pleased at losing a few bottles of Peroni) it's the fact that he blatantly tried to hide it as he nicked a couple of Peroni's and a San Miguel or two as well to try and hide the fact that some of the beers were missing. Prick.

 

Umm guys... Banana is pretending to be the survivor of a measles epidemic in Santo Domingo, Ecuador, on Twitter.

At least I think it is him. Tweets some weird ****. Evidently using Google Translate. Creepy.

 

And you'll be right there to meet me.

 

Is he an alcoholic? Seriously, I don't think I know anyone who would go to such lengths for a beer. I think most people would have some stories about housemates nicking stuff, but beer is an odd one.

 

I don't think so. I just think that he saw the beers in the fridge and thought, I can't be ****ed to go over the road and get some beer, I'll just nick his instead.

 

Guys, I am worried.

 

Because your beer prices are reasonable; here, beer must be under armed guard at all time lest roommates pilfer your pilsner. Just as a point of comparison, a twelve-pack of Coors Light that costs £9 in the UK runs the equivalent of nearly £16 here...our cans/bottles are a little bigger, but still. Beer theft is the leading cause of living arrangement collapse.

 

Right, I've been doing some research on who this survivor of the Ecuadorian measles epidemic, known as "Eduardo Sloth" follows.

He follows some Southampton folk, regularly flirts with random, British girls. It also tweets some very similar accounts.

There are FOUR account of supposed Ecuadorian 'friends' who tweet each-other, talk about Southampton, and tweet the same girls.

Has Banana actually ****ing cracked!?


Here are the four accounts:

https://twitter.com/eduardosloth
https://twitter.com/antonio_juan96
https://twitter.com/rico609
https://twitter.com/AlvezRicardo

 

What's he gonna do exactly?

 

I am worried for him. This **** is ****ed up.

 

I've had a quick look and I'm not sure it's Banana. What makes you think it is?

Jesus. If Coors Light is the best you can get your hands on as well then I am doubly sorry.

 

Well it randomly started tweeting me, tweets similarly. The Spanish being used is coming straight off of Google Translate.

He's flirting with some Saints-supporting girl called Jaz, who Banana always tried it on with.

 

It's far from the best, thankfully...figured that the Cheap Swill Index was the best apples-to-apples comparison.

 

Interesting. I'd have thought Banana would have decent knowledge of Spanish as it's similar to Portuguese. He should at least be able to get the word order right, surely?

 

I wold have thought. I suppose it depends how far his fantasy land and tales extend.

 

Yep, wet floors are lethal.

I warn you all that the ground has seriously got it in for us. Don't believe me..? You foolish people. Look..!

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Notice that in the two pictures on either side it's the same two blokes. The bloke on the left has obviously just got up from his drenching, turned round and is falling down the stairs, or is having his legs sawn off. In which case he might be the same bloke on the right. Note that the potential dangers on the right are only real if you carry something. In theory, you could safely walk blindfolded if unencumbered by a bag.

Of course, reading the signs instead of looking where you're going means that the floor will definitely get you.

 

Four-wide finish in an Indy 500 support race. The final winning margin? 0.0026 seconds.

[video=youtube;Wp1klmtsWQA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Wp1klmtsWQA[/video]

 

And guess what makes that excitement possible..? Slipstreaming and overtaking. A far too rare occurrance in open cockpit car racing.