Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Joe!]

I CUM in the name of the Lord ....

http://freethinker.co.uk/2013/02/05...-his-flock-that-he-penis-contained-holy-milk/

Nicked from another poster on another site .

Check out the top comment on that site from a ****er named Graham Martin-Royle:

"ROFLMAO! Really? The sheeple are so dumb that they believed him? Oh boy, I wish I were religious, I could con these simpletons out of everything they have, and then some."

This guy has no place calling others dumb.

 

[- Doing The Lambert Walk]

London Bridge station has been evacuated amid reports of a man with an axe.

The M6 has also been closed due to a suspicious vehicle.

 

[- Doing The Lambert Walk]

Here is the scene at London Bridge....

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[Puck]

Bloody hell. It's times like this I just want to hole up in a cottage in the country and hide from people's idiocy.

 

[tomw24]

London Bridge station has been evacuated amid reports of a man with an axe.

The M6 has also been closed due to a suspicious vehicle.

Oh dear. That's going to cause chaos on a Friday evening! Still, better safe than sorry.

 

[- Doing The Lambert Walk]

There's supposedly 27 armed response units on the scene.

 

[lamby]

Scary stuff!

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

If told there was a man with an axe, would you trust a small piece of police tape to keep you safe?

 

[tomw24]

If told there was a man with an axe, would you trust a small piece of police tape to keep you safe?

No but you would trust the 27 armed response units!

 

[Qwerty]

If told there was a man with an axe, would you trust a small piece of police tape to keep you safe?

The wet floor will get him.

 

[Joe!]

I use London Bridge regularly enough to be a little unnerved by that.

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

I had to leave a tube station because of a suspected IRA bomb decades ago. Just a part of life then.

 

[- Doing The Lambert Walk]

London Bridge later re-opened.

 

[- Doing The Lambert Walk]

A worker at a zoo in Wales has suffered "a very serious Tiger attack".

 

[(Conor)]

Tigers out. Endangered bastards.

 

[(Conor)]

Pope Francis has said that Atheists can be good people too - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/staks-rosch/dear-pope-atheists-dont-need-redemption_b_3332013.html

I welcome this news

 

[Joe!]

He is the coolest pope ever. I know that's not saying much, but I like this guy.

 

[tomw24]

Pope Francis has said that Atheists can be good people too - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/staks-rosch/dear-pope-atheists-dont-need-redemption_b_3332013.html

I welcome this news

Yay! I'm not going to hell!

 

[Schad]

He is the coolest pope ever. I know that's not saying much, but I like this guy.

Yep. My biggest fear is that he'll die within the next handful of years, and the reactionary cardinals will be so fearful of another progressive that they'll go with the most backwards options possible for the next couple decades. Here's hoping Frankie has fifteen years in him; he could single-handedly drag the church hierarchy into the 20th century (bit too much to ask that he drags it into the 21st).

 

[Joe!]

Yay! I'm not going to hell!

I think the majority of the UK can breathe a sigh of relief now. It was looking for a while like Hell was going to get rather packed.