Can't believe you find Lemon funnier than Mitchell. David Mitchell has to be one of the funniest people on telly.
Why would Wet Spam want him when they have already said that Andy Carroll is there main summer target ? Plus he would only cost £12m. I dont see Rhodes going for anywhere near that amount. Certainly not in one go either.
TWS are looking for some quality. Has said that he wants to carry on playing. I suspect that Kenwright would want someone better than PN at the moment. Martinez or Di Matteo would be about right for Everton imo. Or one of your wet dreams eh Chazz ? Makes a change though from Darren Bent i guess
This Jordan Rhodes interest REALLY does not add up. Blackburn buy him for a reported £8m and pay him £45k a week a year ago. They now slap an £15m price tag onto him and say he's not for sale. Yet somehow we are interested in him at a knock-down £4m price. Something don't add up!!