Poogate

Further news on our new manager has emerged. It would never be boring with him in charge by the looks of it.

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs...poo-found-palace-dressing-room-115253579.html

Where to start? Who takes a dump in the opposing dressing room before such a big game? That is just crazy. I see the police are rumoured to getting involved, perhaps the culprit can be forthcoming before they get the forensic team in.

Then we have the issue of the paper clappers, Gus sounds a little upset by these. I'd fear for the person who has come up with idea, but I suspect Gus is not in a position to really do much about it at present.

Vicente - Talk about leaving with good grace. Slate the manager and crying because he was mocked in training when he fluffed a shot. Sounds a sensitive soul.

I think we need a bit of Gus in our lives.

 

Apparently holloway walked in and asked whose **** on the floor. Peter rampage piped up and said, but I'm not bad in the air boss.

 

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Lol

 

" To say it in clear English, someone had a 'poo' all outside the toilets, over and around the toilets."

That sounds like one serious explosion. Must have gone for a Madras the night before.

 

Gustro Enteritis.

 

In that same 'Poodunnit' article, this point from Vicente seems ridiculous:

" What I think is unacceptable is that the manager makes fun of his players. I’ve seen things here that I have never seen in my career. If you miss with a shot in training, he makes fun. For me, that is unacceptable in football."

So a manager who shares a laugh when you mess up in training. Oh my, what a terrible person. He should never be allowed to manage again. This should be reported to the FA, PFA and LMA. Or......

OI, VICENTE - GROW A PAIR!

 

Gustro Pooyet

 

Poorep

 

Sounds like Poyet's been dumped.

 

I see it's been splattered all over the back page of the newspapers.

sorry, these jokes are getting a bit crap now.

 

These owners are a faecal bunch.

 

Apparently The Small Faeces are having a reunion concert at the Amex with Andrex Lloyd Webber making a guest appearance.

 

They reckon it wasn't just down to his comments but his sides incontinence form too.

 

Poyet has said " It's obvious I've got enenmas at the club and if sacked I'll certainly be seeking constipation "

 

I'm sure they'll be able to work it out.

 

I'm sure all Poyet's future movements around the Amex will be logged.

 

Apparently the janitor misunderstood when Poyet told him there weren't enough stools in the dressing room.

 

No wonder he looked flushed.