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Warmir Pouchov

Warmir Pouchov

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Further news on our new manager ;) has emerged. It would never be boring with him in charge by the looks of it.

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs...poo-found-palace-dressing-room-115253579.html

Where to start? <laugh> Who takes a dump in the opposing dressing room before such a big game? That is just crazy. I see the police are rumoured to getting involved, perhaps the culprit can be forthcoming before they get the forensic team in.

Then we have the issue of the paper clappers, Gus sounds a little upset by these. I'd fear for the person who has come up with idea, but I suspect Gus is not in a position to really do much about it at present.

Vicente - Talk about leaving with good grace. Slate the manager and crying because he was mocked in training when he fluffed a shot. Sounds a sensitive soul.

I think we need a bit of Gus in our lives.
 
Apparently holloway walked in and asked whose **** on the floor. Peter rampage piped up and said, but I'm not bad in the air boss.
 
" To say it in clear English, someone had a 'poo' all outside the toilets, over and around the toilets."

<yikes> That sounds like one serious explosion. Must have gone for a Madras the night before.
 
In that same 'Poodunnit' article, this point from Vicente seems ridiculous:

" What I think is unacceptable is that the manager makes fun of his players. I’ve seen things here that I have never seen in my career. If you miss with a shot in training, he makes fun. For me, that is unacceptable in football."

So a manager who shares a laugh when you mess up in training. Oh my, what a terrible person. He should never be allowed to manage again. This should be reported to the FA, PFA and LMA. Or......

OI, VICENTE - GROW A PAIR!
 
Apparently the janitor misunderstood when Poyet told him there weren't enough stools in the dressing room.
 
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