Danny Simpson

Might as well throw another name in the ring. Although I'd argue this one is realistic, being released by NUFC after this season and plays in a position we could use cover should we want to play 442 and Rosenior was injured.

Proper professional as well as a decent larker too

 

Oh ****, forgot to mention that we'd get him on a FAT

 

He shagged that Tulisa lass.

Like.

 

Maybe will be part of a deal with Chester who has been linked with NUFC

 

How would that work considering he's out of contract next month?

 

I'd want it triple bagged , tagged n gagged first :/

 

Yes.

 

Wasn't he involved in a fight outside a nightclub where he got knockedout?

 

Hilarious!

 

He's a grade A **** and wouldn't want him at this club

 

I bet she's filth that Tulisa.

 

She might be but from what I hear there's a video of her giving a not very good blowjob that's going around on the internet. If that's an indication of things with her it probably doesn't matter how dirty she is, you'd be better with someone that wouldn't do as much stuff but would be better at it.

 

Now there's a statement from someone who hasn't had the misfortune of seeing the video.

She doesn't have a clue what she's doing.


On a serious note, I think we're too far north for him.

 

Would that be the Tulisa that the old bill are going to grill over arranging a drugs deal?

 

Rosenior is better than Simpson anyway. Besides, he's a bit of a twat.

 

isn't tulisa related to that moron dappy, and no to simpson as well.

 

Yeah.

 

Yeah I know the lad who was there and it was actually outside a takeaway

 

Maybe The Simpsons(Jay and Danny) can join up @ Charlton now. ?