New songs for Cortese

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Oli P

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We want you to stay, we want you to stay, Nicola Cortese, we want you to stay (to the tune of we are southampton were premier league)

Or to the tune of we are millwall no one likes us... He's Cortese, nic Cortese, the press don't like him,
But we don't care, he's our chairman, he gave us Marcus, so for Cortese, we'll be there
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Oli P said:
We want you to stay, we want you to stay, Nicola Cortese, we want you to stay (to the tune of we are southampton were premier league)

Or to the tune of we are millwall no one likes us... He's Cortese, nic Cortese, the press don't like him,
But we don't care, he's our chairman, he gave us Marcus, so for Cortese, we'll be there
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Er.......no. That just comes off as desperate.
 
My contribution would be;

"One Nicola Cortese, there's only one Nicola Cortese"

Not very original, but there is a reasonable chance it will actually be sung on Sunday which is more than I can say for some of the above....:)
 
Channonfodder said:
My contribution would be;

"One Nicola Cortese, there's only one Nicola Cortese"

Not very original, but there is a reasonable chance it will actually be sung on Sunday which is more than I can say for some of the above....:)
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If it's sung to the usual tune then that's quite a mouthful for your average slightly oiled/inebriated football fan. Better to just make it "One Cortese, there's only one Cortese". :)
 
I feel a variation on the Clash classic is called for:

"Come on you've got to let us know,
Will you stay or will you go?"

With lots of headbanging and air-guitar playing.
 
He's got a girls name,
He's got a girls name,
Nicola Cortese,
He's got a girls name.

He doesn't come from Spain,
He doesn't come from Spain,
Nicola Cortese,
He doesn't come from Spain.

This song is a pain
This song is a pain
Nicola Cortese
Likes to be tied up and whipped*









*allegedly
 
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