Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
  • Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!
Are you really happy with AvB? You'll likely finish lower and with less points than last year and you've already conceded more goals and likely won't score more than last season either. You'll have to forgive me, I know they are only stats but aren't they the stats that actually matter?


I'd be more worried about being jilted at the altar after the groom has decided that the fat Northern lass is a better bet and got married to her before before your divorce came through...
 
Inferior new-money woman dumps man thinking she can do better. Man gets better women while inferior woman goes through string of dodgy partners. Man dumps better women giving hope to inferior woman of a reunion. Man snubs inferior woman in favour of less rich but classier woman.

Its a classic love story.
 
Are you really happy with AvB? You'll likely finish lower and with less points than last year and you've already conceded more goals and likely won't score more than last season either. You'll have to forgive me, I know they are only stats but aren't they the stats that actually matter?

It's a a promising start. At Spurs, we are less trigger happy than some I could mention (well we are now <whistle>) and he has had a good season, given the calibre of players we lost from last season. Needs to keep developing, and I'm not sure any signings have been his yet, so still a lot to prove. But I'm hopeful.

Anyway Mourinho will have his hands full managing Utd next year <laugh>
 
Are you really happy with AvB? You'll likely finish lower and with less points than last year and you've already conceded more goals and likely won't score more than last season either. You'll have to forgive me, I know they are only stats but aren't they the stats that actually matter?

He needs 4 points from our next 3 games to equal last season's points total. I wouldn't say that's unlikely at all and who's to say we won't score 5 goals in the next 3, it's highly possible.

Great stats though, eh?
 
He needs 4 points from our next 3 games to equal last season's points total. I wouldn't say that's unlikely at all and who's to say we won't score 5 goals in the next 3, it's highly possible.

Great stats though, eh?

Well when you consider how you collapsed last year at the end and threw points away as you did then anything less than beating last year can't be considered success can it? No,it really can't.
 
Well when you consider how you collapsed last year at the end and threw points away as you did then anything less than beating last year can't be considered success can it? No,it really can't.

Who said it would be a success? Keep answering the questions no one asked and responding to the posts no one made <laugh>
 
Well I'll ask you now then. Has he been successful? Is this season successful in your eyes and better than last?

As you should know from your own club this season does not equal this season. AVB losts some quality, quality players over the summer. Couple that with a change of manager and i'd say yes, he's done pretty well to match last season.
How has that £60m you guys spent over the summer worked out? You're not gonna win the CL and you're still fighting it out with us.
 
As you should know from your own club this season does not equal this season. AVB losts some quality, quality players over the summer. Couple that with a change of manager and i'd say yes, he's done pretty well to match last season.
How has that £60m you guys spent over the summer worked out? You're not gonna win the CL and you're still fighting it out with us.

Well,lets look at the figures.
We have more points,a higher position,have scored more and conceded less than last season. We have reduced the squad age considerably and have a European final to play. We have the excuse you used of a new manger so all in all it has been an improvement in league terms. Disappointing in other areas but when you make so many changes it wasn't so bad.
 
Well I'll ask you now then. Has he been successful? Is this season successful in your eyes and better than last?

Successful? Nope and neither has he been a failure. If we finish in the top 4 he'll have achieved our most important goal for the season, if not well he's got the team to where I'd expect, challenging for a top 4 place, so he's done okay regardless of what happens.
 
<spoiler alert, quotes MASSIVELY taken out of context, a-la daily hack>

Benitez:
"My future is Tottenham, after we will see," the 53-year-old said.

"At the moment I'm just thinking about Tottenham and what we could do.

**** my life. <laugh>