Soppiest bollocks May nominations

Here we go again lads with another month and as ever in the event of more than 15 nominations this month I'll narrow it down to what I consider are the best 15.

 

Nominations so far,

(1) Mick as the reigning champ.

(2) 2020VisionofLeeds for suggesting that if we're relegated it'll be purely for having a bad record in Yorkshire!

(3) Neil Warnock for wasting the weed's season and buying **** players.

(4) Circa the know-all ****!

(5) Watford's third choice keeper Jack Bonham for conceding two soft goals which cost the hornets automatic promotion.

(6) The bunch of 16/17 year old Hull fans that decided to invade the pitch after they were awarded a penalty against the sheep shaggers.

(7) Barnsley & Uddersfield players for their unsportsmanlike behaviour at the end of their match.

(8) Rob Hulse for throwing his toys out of his pram.

(9) Kenny Jackett for resigning after saying on May 2nd "won't walk away" even if relegated at Derby

(10) Can I nominate Olof for not knowing "what the **** am I on about"..........

(11) Wigan chairman Dave Whelan for allowing his missus to talk him out of buying Man U for £11.5m in the 1980s because she said it was bad business!

(12) Hoddle Is A God the champion Spud predictor!

 

I nominate Neil Warnock for wasting our season at Leeds and buying in a sack of **** players

 

Nominate MillwallSteve, for going off on one with 2020Vision and him being a Mod

 

Whats the odds i shall get knocked back by Wallie Steve................odds on i expect

 

Do I get a vote?

Because I am torn between supporting myself, as like anyone connected with Leeds I never win anything, or MillwallSteve who I fear is this months shoe in for services beyond the call of duty to irrational modding

 

He's in Mike

 

No offers

 

No you're barred so **** off

 

I like this post....




"There is evidence of ****itude there. I think one of those lines from last week was aimed at me for being positive, so yes, award well deserved.

Does he get a trophy like the flying Millwall cock? "



<the flying Millwall Cock>

I'm saying **** all about TC flying over to Germany every time the Wallies get whupped

 

Steve, I would like to nominate Watfords keeper for letting in two very soft goals, though not saying we didn't deserve the game

 

Wasn't Rob Hulse due a nomination for some reason?

Or can I nominate the Wolves team for having such small bollocks and not being up for a fight for their Championship status

 

Ok bretta he's in

See what you mean about the prick but he was right about going behind at oakwell and drawing with the sheep shaggers!

 

Lucky that you never mentioned it then geet

 

Ok Matt he's in

 

I nominate the bunch of 16/17 year old lads that decided to pitch invade when we got a Penalty on Saturday.

****ing morons.

 

Yeah loose, Hulse threw his toys out of the pram and deserves a trophy for that so what one is your choice?

 

Ok they're in Candy

 

Hulse is a bit of an arse M8

http://www.newsatden.co.uk/21298-striker-hulse-leaves-millwall-to-return-to-parent-club-qpr.html