Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

And if there's one thing we learnt from Boston, it's that everything on the internet is definitely true.

 

Nothing is true. It's just what we perceive it to be. The world as we "see" it doesn't actually exist.

Goodnight.

 

.....banana?

 

[video=youtube;1glM0LgjCOY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1glM0LgjCOY[/video]

Amazing video. So much nostalgia.

 

Adam doesn't write words like perceive.

 

U got 2 much time on ur hands old man

 

So Charles Green being replaced at Rangers. Not surprised, as I always thought he was a bit deranged. very strange man.

 

Saw Green replaced by Mather this morning, but failed to notice that Green went last week. Just shows how you miss things when you have a friend staying for a week who doesn't want to watch wall-to-wall Sky Sports.

 

I do this for free, y'know.

 

This weekend, Crewe are going to name a team that is entirely made up of academy players. Good for them.

 

It'll probably be a pretty good team as well.

Edit: just seen it... Garrett; Mellor, Davis, Ray, Tootle; Colclough, Turton, Murphy, Moore; Leitch-Smith, Clayton.

Most of those guys play regularly anyway. Amazing accomplishment.

 

Apologies if its elsewhere, a Pompey fan told me that Chelsea are setting up an academy in Portsmouth. More likely to be a scouting and training set-up rather than an academy I would think. He seemed to think it would affect us as well as Pompey. I replied that our Chairman would say we had nothing to worry about as we are a top academy already. I suppose this is part of the changes in the academy system where teams can look more than 90 min from their own ground.

 

200 just up for Hants at the Ageas Bowl against Worcestershire, for the loss of 3 wickets...Jimmy Adams going well on 86 not out.

 

Strong start from Hants this year. They would have easily beaten Leicestershire if it wasn't for the bloody rain.

 

Don't know if this is related but Saints are holding trials for 16 - 19 year olds for the "Second Chance Programme" at various venues including Sparsholt College and Bath University.

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/article/saints-second-chance-programme-790009.aspx

http://www.thisisbath.co.uk/story-18771167-detail/story.html#axzz2ROPru3Pk

 

Jupp Heynckes' representative has confirmed that Bayern have agreed a deal for Robert Lewandowski.

 

351 - 5 = 4 B/p's

 

Hants reach 367-6 at stumps. Jimmy Adams 151 not out.

 

Who's the youngster that plays rb for us in are youth? His name has gone totally out of my head.

 

Calum Chambers?