Confessions Corner...

My name is Xenu and I'm a Scientologist. My best mate is Tom Cruise and John Travolta looks after my dog when I'm on holiday. I consider all races inferior and and hope to take up my birthright as overlord of the galaxy once my bad back improves.
Tremble before me!

 

I've had plenty of knee tremblers. Does that count?

x

 

As long as you are not a knee

 

ok ok i confess i'm him :

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and i believe in the power of krypton ok

 

Would that not be a burpissed?

 

that's an excellent play on words !

 

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I like women with large breasts, stockings, suspenders whey heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy now we're talking

Have I got to say 5 Hail Mary's now?

 

Aye, & 7 hows your fathers.

 

I have a stonker looking at Bardo's mrs, am i alone?

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I like coke..

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I was curiously attracted to Kenwynne Jones.

 

Has she got laser eyes?

 

I did something in my past, I have to confess, I am so ashamed, I've never got over what I did, I was only a child, it was just a prank, I didn't mean for any one to get hurt or offended, I still feel like crying when I think about what I did, please don't judge, I was only a child, but, I once wore a newcastle shirt, it was only a couple of minutes, it didn't mean anything, I didn't enjoy it, please forgive my transgression

 

i really dont know if we can, do you have any scars? did it blemish your skin? did your skin crawl? does your father know?




















for what its worth, my best mate was once a mag the shame

 

God thats shocking - to be honest a bloke I know hanged himself while wearing a newcastle strip so the police dressed him in womens clothing to save his family the embarassment

i'll get me coat

 

gan to bed before i knack yer

 

heinous!

 

forgiven if converted.