Living with two United fans, I can confirm they're all batardsTM![]()

Agreed.
I'm a bastard of the highest order
I prefer to be called Captain Twatish though.

right ok. we can imagine rhc is sheldon cooper seeing he's so anal about the hadron collider... and i suppose swarbs is like oh i dunno leonard.. a small whingy guy... sweats is obviously howard, a complete perv... so which lfc fan (for balance) is like raj?
which can't talk to women and is borderline gay for sweats?
RHC you are a geek!

Agreed.
I'm a bastard of the highest order
I prefer to be called Captain Twatfish though.

My bloody brother is a Man Utd supporter.![]()
He said batard![]()

When we do the xmas awards this thread's getting my vote for gayest of the year![]()


exactly.... i talk to women all the time!
and its not steaming... its actively smoking hot... its important
hey speaking of this i was talking to my boss last night. about 6pm on a call to america and we were using oc. she's going to a wedding and staying overnight. i know the place and was talking to her about it and she says if she gets bored maybe she can retire early... to watch big bang.
now really having been asked to "cut her grass" last week should i take this as an open invite to crash said wedding and have a big bang party?
which brings up my final point... if i do should i expect a promotion or just an extra bonus this year what should i hold out for?

When we do the xmas awards this thread's getting my vote for gayest of the year![]()

Surely Schrodinger's Cats would be in a state of simultaneously winning and losing?
We were alive at the time, so could compete and win. You were mentioned in dispatches prior to the quiz as well.I'm not interested in what you did with Swarbs FFS.![]()
Tell me more about your day with your daughters.![]()
We watched Ravenous, went for a Chinese and then watched half of Fear and loathing whilst they had a go on the vapouriser 
One of my best friends is a Man Utd fan

I take it the other 2 teams were either rat arsed or remedial?
right ok. we can imagine rhc is sheldon cooper seeing he's so anal about the hadron collider... and i suppose swarbs is like oh i dunno leonard.. a small whingy guy... sweats is obviously howard, a complete perv... so which lfc fan (for balance) is like raj?

Afternoon all. I didn't get chance to get on here yesterday. I was off work as my girls were coming over for a DVD fest.
However, I've noticed (how could you not) a plethora of threads and comments on other threads regarding people being banned, unbanned and allusions to over-zealous modding etc. I'd just like to say that it is possible for us and you to get on in harmony and I can prove it.
Swarbs was down visiting family at Easter. However, he arranged to come over and see me on Monday evening. After taking in the heady delights of Stockton Heath, we repaired to the legendary Cheese to take part in the weekly quiz. There are usually only two teams involved of about 8 people on each team. Swarbs and I took them on in partnership. We went under the joint team name of 'Schrodinger's Cats', due to our love of all things physics.
Despite both the other teams resorting to some nasty 'Googling' tactics, the Cats romped home to victory in style and complete accord. This demonstrates that it is possible for Scouse and Manc alike to work together for the benefit of humankind. I thank you.Let's all have a big hug. That includes you BBF
PS. I may get banned for this![]()

