1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Off Topic Last Person To Post Wins...........

Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Shinycitylad7, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    20,041
    Likes Received:
    922
    Im not his type massive, You on the other hand, Are very well in. He likes them massive <laugh> So don't doddle around get in there now before he changes his mind, Think off all the glee you'll be missing.
     
    #7481
  2. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 18, 2011
    Messages:
    26,591
    Likes Received:
    4,429
    I would like to see Massive and Gas meeting up.

    Could you imagin the conversation, it would be classic tv viewing. The tourettes twins
     
    #7482
  3. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    20,041
    Likes Received:
    922
    Must admit rod im glad you said conversation at the end there <laugh> All though I bet massive wouldn't mind getting it on with gas after a night of glee with tiger <laugh>
     
    #7483
  4. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    20,041
    Likes Received:
    922
    Oh you've edited it <laugh>
     
    #7484
  5. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 18, 2011
    Messages:
    26,591
    Likes Received:
    4,429
    I did edit the first bit after I read it back, I didn't mean it like that <laugh>


    But it could be step brothers 2
     
    #7485
  6. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    20,041
    Likes Received:
    922
    what a pair of 40 year old ******ed virgins who are ****ing hilarious to watch?

    Yeah could be right.
     
    #7486

  7. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 18, 2011
    Messages:
    26,591
    Likes Received:
    4,429
    <laugh> but we would get a fee mate because it's our idea <ok>
     
    #7487
  8. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    8,702
    Likes Received:
    1,342
    **** off ****ie


    please log in to view this image

    Brett

    please log in to view this image

    Antknee
     
    #7488
  9. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    8,702
    Likes Received:
    1,342
    please log in to view this image


    A GENTLEMAN poet who charmed the nation on The Undateables is still looking for love.

    Brett starred in the second episode of the Channel 4 show about people with challenging conditions.

    The 21-year-old from Bristol has learning difficulties and told the Evil Post: “I was very ecstatic and excited about taking part – it was like static electricity.”

    The audience saw Brett meeting Jackie at a speed dating event for people with learning difficulties.

    He took her out twice and was won over by her “grace and elegance” and “mesmerised” by her eyes – but she just wanted to be friends.

    However Brett’s gentle demeanour and attempts to ‘woo’ her with love poems and chocolate won over the audience.

    He wrote Jackie eight poems, and told her by text that he loved her – before their first date.

    “Maybe I shouldn’t have rushed in feet first,” he said.

    “If I could reverse the polarity of the neutron flow, like Doctor Who always says, and go back in history, I think I would be a lot cooler.”

    The show has faced some criticism for allegedly demeaning the participants, who included people with facial disfigurements or conditions like Tourettes.
    Well, I think thats ****ing great!
     
    #7489
  10. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    20,041
    Likes Received:
    922
    Thought it was me for a minute there but we're not the same age :) Good try though massive



    Now tell us, Which one are you <laugh>

    please log in to view this image
     
    #7490
  11. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    8,702
    Likes Received:
    1,342
    i'm more like this...

    please log in to view this image
     
    #7491
  12. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    20,041
    Likes Received:
    922
  13. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    8,702
    Likes Received:
    1,342
    Uncle Fred & Auntie Rose told me not to worry as that is the norm.
     
    #7493
  14. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    20,041
    Likes Received:
    922
  15. tiger-emyrs-wolf

    tiger-emyrs-wolf Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2011
    Messages:
    4,698
    Likes Received:
    144
    Oh dear god what have I walked into *backs away slowly
     
    #7495
  16. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    8,702
    Likes Received:
    1,342
    you started it!
     
    #7496
  17. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    20,041
    Likes Received:
    922
    Yeah you bumder ;)
     
    #7497
  18. DannyBangsAlot

    DannyBangsAlot New Member

    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2012
    Messages:
    1,228
    Likes Received:
    7
    <laugh>.
     
    #7498
  19. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 18, 2011
    Messages:
    26,591
    Likes Received:
    4,429

    Are you the women getting carried by Gas, or is this you two look like after a gurning session <laugh>
     
    #7499
  20. tiger-emyrs-wolf

    tiger-emyrs-wolf Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2011
    Messages:
    4,698
    Likes Received:
    144
    I start nothing
     
    #7500

Share This Page