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Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by BCR, Jan 26, 2011.

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  1. Enricky.

    Enricky. Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    He does share... He shares his information about his daily ****s don't he <laugh>
     
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    Enricky., Mar 28, 2013
  2. BBFs Unpopular View

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    I don't think that counts<ok>
     
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    BBFs Unpopular View, Mar 28, 2013
  3. Super G Ted'inho

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    I love sharing but the mrs ain't so keen...<laugh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Mar 28, 2013
  4. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Page five? WTF!!!
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Apr 2, 2013
  5. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Why does it say Dx385 is the author of this thread? <yikes>
     
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    Zingy, Apr 2, 2013
  6. Super G Ted'inho

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    Is that a type of phone?
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Apr 2, 2013

  7. Enricky.

    Enricky. Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    So an update on the ****s...

    So basically over the last couple of days we've had trouble with the down stairs toilet, basically part of the ceiling has caved in and we haven't been able to use the toilet .. Well **** me, the other day I was so close to having a turtles head in me underpants, just because my brother was taking hours in the shower -.- also! To top it off it was one of the crispest ****s Ive ever had, just slid out and didn't even smell -.-
     
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    Enricky., Apr 2, 2013
  8. Enricky.

    Enricky. Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Put so much into that post Gerrez and you don't even reply <doh> #****head #<doh>
     
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    Enricky., Apr 2, 2013
  9. Super G Ted'inho

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    Bit busy pal <laugh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Apr 2, 2013
  10. Enricky.

    Enricky. Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I expect a reply within the hour <ok>

    I demand it! <nahnah>
     
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    Enricky., Apr 2, 2013
  11. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I have 3 toilets, can't risk those situations Benjamin.
     
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    Zingy, Apr 2, 2013
  12. Enricky.

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    Risky **** .. I'll have to use one of yours next time <ok>
     
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    Enricky., Apr 2, 2013
  13. Super G Ted'inho

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    How come you didn't just use your sock...?
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Apr 2, 2013
  14. Enricky.

    Enricky. Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I only have one sock and it was in the wash ;)

    My glove however was used! <ok> ;)
     
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    Enricky., Apr 2, 2013
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    Gerrez' gets off on letting a manc crap i his sock first before he uses it, before putting it back on.
     
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    BBFs Unpopular View, Apr 3, 2013
  16. Super G Ted'inho

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    Get over it <doh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Apr 3, 2013
  17. Sweats

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    Yesterday I ate a 38oz t bone steak..

    I passed it this evening. Was a truly harrowing experience.
     
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    Sweats, Apr 3, 2013
  18. Super G Ted'inho

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    But did you get paid to dispatch?

    Edit: ...and I'm jealous, I want a 38oz steak!
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Apr 3, 2013
  19. Zingy

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    Sit down wee. Can't beat a dab of tissue to prevent post wee dribble, more effective and hygienic than shaking.
     
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    Zingy, Apr 3, 2013
  20. Sweats

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    I'm self employed. Though was on a jolly today at the gadget show then did the deed when I got home. I still feel traumatised.
     
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    Sweats, Apr 3, 2013
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