Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

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So an update on the ****s...

So basically over the last couple of days we've had trouble with the down stairs toilet, basically part of the ceiling has caved in and we haven't been able to use the toilet .. Well **** me, the other day I was so close to having a turtles head in me underpants, just because my brother was taking hours in the shower -.- also! To top it off it was one of the crispest ****s Ive ever had, just slid out and didn't even smell -.-
 
So an update on the ****s...

So basically over the last couple of days we've had trouble with the down stairs toilet, basically part of the ceiling has caved in and we haven't been able to use the toilet .. Well **** me, the other day I was so close to having a turtles head in me underpants, just because my brother was taking hours in the shower -.- also! To top it off it was one of the crispest ****s Ive ever had, just slid out and didn't even smell -.-

Risky **** .. I'll have to use one of yours next time <ok>

How come you didn't just use your sock...?
 
returnofthesweatband:4519885 said:
Yesterday I ate a 38oz t bone steak..

I passed it this evening. Was a truly harrowing experience.

But did you get paid to dispatch?

Edit: ...and I'm jealous, I want a 38oz steak!
 
I'm self employed. Though was on a jolly today at the gadget show then did the deed when I got home. I still feel traumatised.