Irishman, Scotsman and a Scouser all sitting in wheelchairs at the bar having a pint and the Scotsman says, a little louder than he mean't too " Look over there at that bloke sitting in the corner it's Jesus "
Sure enough it was Jesus who lifted his head up smiled and nodded at the three fellas.
The Scotsman calls the barman over and asks him to pour Jesus a pint of ' heavy ' and take it over to him. The barman duly does this, Jesus nods in appreciation and drinks the pint. The Irish fella does the same with a pint of Guiness and again Jesus acknowledges the gesture and sups the pint. The bloke from Liverpool also gets Jesus a pint and Jesus smiles and drinks it.
The three blokes are chatting away about how they've not only seen Jesus but bought him a pint when Jesus walks over, places his hands on the legs of the Scotsman and the Irishman and says " This is a small token of my gratitude to your kindness, now walk "
The Scotsman and the Irishman to their amazement get up on their feet and walk across the bar without so much as a limp. They both explain to Jesus that they've been crippled since birth and it's a miracle.
Jesus turns to place his hands on the Scouser who leaps out of his wheelchair, does a tripple backward somersault with pike over four tables and yells..... " Keep yer f*cking hands off me, I'm on disability allowance "
