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I was hoping I'd come on here and be the first with the malt jokes. Turns out that, unlike the malt, they're all gone.
 
I have arranged for him to be abducted the day before your game at Sunderland.

He will be held, taken to the game then, well that's up to you.

You will make sure we win or horrible things will be done to him.

You may never hear from him again.

You have been warned, the mackem martyrs.

Listen, that's just bloody cruel. Making anyone watch a current Sunderland V Norwich game would make anyone want to slash their wrists!
0-0 for this one anyone??????????
 
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my mod go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
 
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my mod go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you

Dont mess with a mackam you canary person, arry tried and look what happened to him.
 
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my mod go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
watched it yesterday, brilliant film.
 
Looking at comments on Sunderland forums there is a chance Dave could be our new manager, any new face turning up is in with a chance. Wonder if he will give me an executive box.