Do you value Canary Dave?

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Steven Royston O'Neill

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Jan 25, 2011
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I have arranged for him to be abducted the day before your game at Sunderland.

He will be held, taken to the game then, well that's up to you.

You will make sure we win or horrible things will be done to him.

You may never hear from him again.

You have been warned, the mackem martyrs.
 
I'm not feeling the love Dave told me about. He did warn me about his sleepwalking, I think he said walking, so I'm not to worry if he comes into my bedroom naked.
 
I have arranged for him to be abducted the day before your game at Sunderland.

He will be held, taken to the game then, well that's up to you.

You will make sure we win or horrible things will be done to him.

You may never hear from him again.

You have been warned, the mackem martyrs.
but you are mackems, not tackems so i don't believe this threat.