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Off Topic The Rep Brothel

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    no worries Hornyette <smooch>
     
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  2. Agent Bruce

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    Not on you it wouldn't.
     
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  3. Agent Bruce

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    The lady of the moment.
     
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  4. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    :) <smooch> so..back at work tonight?
     
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  5. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    does that make you the man of the moment? :)
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Do you mean I'm going to get lucky?
     
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  7. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    lol...you're already lucky ;)
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    Was it as good for you as it was for me?
     
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  9. Busy Being Headhunted

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    yeah its not fair <wah>
     
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  10. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    probably better for me, in all honestly!
     
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  11. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    poor you :(

    i need a new job...i need a job that earns me money! lol
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    I can fix you up with something. ;);)
     
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  13. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Do you currently have a job that doesn't earn money?
     
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  14. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    i do...i feel like i'm working for charity at the moment :(...i'm a driving instructor, but there are so many of us these days, work is hard to come by..and i can't afford to drop my rate too much more!
     
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  15. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    you mean your customers dont pay you for your services
     
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  16. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. So you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors.

    The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and ****.
     
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  17. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    I like being a back seat driver, how much do you charge for lessons in the back seat?
     
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  18. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    teach them to make mistakes so they cannot pass their test and they will need more lessons
     
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  19. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Sounds cool. Would you like me to show you the door?
     
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  20. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    I'm sure Canary Dave would pay for lots of lessons.
     
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