Piers Morgan is a **** however I prefer him to Piskie. I'm sure you could have a reasonable football debate with Piers.
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Indeed, CJ. For a start, Penis Morgan accepts that Whinger is past his sell-by date and needs to go, something that PISSTAKE will never concede to.
By the way - and a little bit off-topic - last night, I was driving behind a vehicle that had "WUM" on its number-plate. If I had had the chance, I would have asked the driver, "PESKIE, is that you?" but I never got the chance, because he drove off.
Unbelievably HIAG, I had comments taken off the Arsenal board by Piskie and accused of being a WUM. I know you really couldn't make it up!
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****s are useful. Piers Morgan is just a waste of available space on the face of an already over congested planet.
He's done that to me in the past,and changed my post's,if you post something he doesn't like.A complete abuse of his position as a mod
It's like he has carte Blanche to say whatever to you and if you say something he doesn't like then he deletes it. Unbelievable hypocrite.
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On the eve of tonight's second leg encounter between these two sides, Whinger has stated to the press that it is not "impossible" for Arsenal to overturn the 3 goal drubbing they took on their own turf. They have to win the game by at least three clear goals; 2-0 will not be enough, because Bayern will go through on the away-goals-scored rule.
When Whinger says it's not impossible, he is right, of course. In the same way that it is not impossible that pigs might fly, or Mousers might concede that 'Pool is now a mid-table team, at best. As any mathematician will tell you, anything is possible, even if it is highly unlikely.
More likely, of course, is that we will see another humiliation of an English football team, and that Arsenal will, once again, deliver yet another black day for the English game. Most of us will remember, only too vividly, the utter farce that Arsenal produced against Barcelona, last season, a day that will live long in the annuls of footballing infamy, as the worst game of football ever played by an English football team. Who, among us, will ever forget the sorry spectacle of Arsenal's top striker missing the ball before an empty net and tripping over his own bootlaces? You, like me, I am sure, hung your heads in shame in the face of that debacle. Certainly, the disgrace has sullied the good reputation of English football for many years, and all of us will feel soiled in its mire, for several decades to come.
One would like to think that, tonight, Arsenal will be able to redeem both their own reputation, and something of the good name of English football (which they, alone, sullied so dreadfully, last season). Alas! I fear it would be wiser putting ones money on pigs flying.
I think that the best any of us can hope for is that Arsenal are able to contain the humiliation to bearable levels, and that they do not sink below the level they produced against Barca. That, at the very least, would be something.
When Whinger says it's not impossible, he is right, of course. In the same way that it is not impossible that pigs might fly, or Mousers might concede that 'Pool is now a mid-table team, at best. As any mathematician will tell you, anything is possible, even if it is highly unlikely.
More likely, of course, is that we will see another humiliation of an English football team, and that Arsenal will, once again, deliver yet another black day for the English game. Most of us will remember, only too vividly, the utter farce that Arsenal produced against Barcelona, last season, a day that will live long in the annuls of footballing infamy, as the worst game of football ever played by an English football team. Who, among us, will ever forget the sorry spectacle of Arsenal's top striker missing the ball before an empty net and tripping over his own bootlaces? You, like me, I am sure, hung your heads in shame in the face of that debacle. Certainly, the disgrace has sullied the good reputation of English football for many years, and all of us will feel soiled in its mire, for several decades to come.
One would like to think that, tonight, Arsenal will be able to redeem both their own reputation, and something of the good name of English football (which they, alone, sullied so dreadfully, last season). Alas! I fear it would be wiser putting ones money on pigs flying.
I think that the best any of us can hope for is that Arsenal are able to contain the humiliation to bearable levels, and that they do not sink below the level they produced against Barca. That, at the very least, would be something.
You should hear the fans interviewed on Sky earlier, most said that as long as they get beat by no more than 4 they'd be happy! 
one said what do you expect with our Keystone Cop defence! 
None shared Wengers view.
one said what do you expect with our Keystone Cop defence! None shared Wengers view.
Remember what they said about us after Real beat us 5-0 on agg,hope they get it back in spade fulls if they equal that tonight!
Sorry to go off topic but it's difficult for me to regard anyone with more disgust than Penis Morgan. This stems from his time as editor of the Mirror when he published those faked 'torture' photographs and (even worse) continued to maintain their authenticity long after they lost all credibility, but the damage was done and even now I suspect some people don't realise it was all a hoax. The job of the military is hard enough without that sort of publicity. More recently I can't believe how he's got away with not being prosecuted following the Leveson inquiry since his 'evidence' seemed like complete bollocks yet he didn't seem to be properly cross examined on it - even being allowed to testify via video. But apparently all this makes him suitable to be a judge on America's Got Tallent (never has a 'WTF?' been better deserved after that appointment).
It is very rare in life that one comes across that unique combination of "qualities" necessary to make up the complete ****. Morgan is living proof that this is however possible.
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