No it's easy, look: "Weez keys are theez keys?" "Pelanty!" "Weeyall be in thaa neuuw top eiyatt and play in Yewrope" "Aaaahhh, fer fook saykes mann whaur loozin agaaaain"
In order: "Whose keys are these keys?" "Penalty!" "We will be in the new top eight and play in Europe" I don't know what that last one means, it's for the advanced class
I thought you'd gone to bed already AB? You've got a busy day of grumbling, moaning and generally being miserable ahead of you - you need to rest up so you can be raring to go in the morning. Otherwise you won't have the energy to rep that lovely young chap called Obi Wan, you know, the one who reminds you of you, but when you were forty years younger. Yes, him, he's a canny lad.