That's the gayest patter you've came away with yet. Are you taking over ST's role as the resident homo?
You are not wrong, it stank the place out. It started off so well with a slow shot of Scarlett Johansson's back and fetching pair of pink knickers but didn't live up to my expectiations for more underwear based pervery and couldn't end soon enough. Last Action Hero has to be up there as one of the worst films I've paid to watch, I was cheering for the bad guys.
You deserve what happened for going to see those films The worst film I've ever seen, and that made me the angriest, was Indiana Jones and The Crystal Skulls. The only film I've ever walked out of, it's a ****ing insult to the Indiana Jones films.
The looks me and the missus got for laughing when the ship sailed down the street in "The Day After Tomorrow". Jeez, they'd have burnt holes. Also, any Bond film is **** apart from the new one 'cos I haven't seen it yet and it sounds different from the other crap.
They were the wifes choices! I've been wracking my brains over which of my choice of film would be my worst....and you've hit the nail on the head with the crystal skull!!!! When the lad started swinging through the trees with them monkies!!! ****e!!!!
Snake Eyes. Utter, utter piss. Nicholas Cage is a proper tit though, so I never should have gone to watch it really.
****ty LeBoeuf, the nuke going off when he was in the fridge, the meerkats, communists, aliens, the ants, ffs that film is so ****ing dreadful. They're making another one
Evita!!! ****ing awful film and only film I've ever walked out of even left the girlfriend in the cinema while I played on the arcades and ate hotdogs.