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Nevvy Baby said:
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You are not wrong, it stank the place out.

It started off so well with a slow shot of Scarlett Johansson's back and fetching pair of pink knickers but didn't live up to my expectiations for more underwear based pervery and couldn't end soon enough.

Last Action Hero has to be up there as one of the worst films I've paid to watch, I was cheering for the bad guys.
 
JumboWhiffy said:
Whats the worst film that you have ever wasted your hard earned cash at????

Mine is a toss up between......

Dance Flick! - Scary Movie esque type comedy which didnt raise a single titter amongst a half filled cinema!! proper embarrassing, unfunny romp!!!

Our Family Wedding - another comedy! had to google this one cos i couldnt remember what it was called and only found it cos it had Forrest Whittaker (good actor) in it!!! Cant even remember what happens. Just memorable cos me and the wife were the only people in the cinema to see this atrocity! Sat their hoping somebody else would turn up! Then the film started!!! Roared with laughter! The only laugh raised during this mundane screening!
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You deserve what happened for going to see those films <ok>

The worst film I've ever seen, and that made me the angriest, was Indiana Jones and The Crystal Skulls.

The only film I've ever walked out of, it's a ****ing insult to the Indiana Jones films.
 
Toby said:
You deserve what happened for going to see those films <ok>

The worst film I've ever seen, and that made me the angriest, was Indiana Jones and The Crystal Skulls.

The only film I've ever walked out of, it's a ****ing insult to the Indiana Jones films.
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Indiana Jones ffs.

Films for spazzy ***** ****s.
 
The looks me and the missus got for laughing when the ship sailed down the street in "The Day After Tomorrow". Jeez, they'd have burnt holes.

Also, any Bond film is **** apart from the new one 'cos I haven't seen it yet and it sounds different from the other crap.
 
Toby said:
You deserve what happened for going to see those films <ok>

The worst film I've ever seen, and that made me the angriest, was Indiana Jones and The Crystal Skulls.

The only film I've ever walked out of, it's a ****ing insult to the Indiana Jones films.
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They were the wifes choices! I've been wracking my brains over which of my choice of film would be my worst....and you've hit the nail on the head with the crystal skull!!!! When the lad started swinging through the trees with them monkies!!! ****e!!!!
 
Snake Eyes. Utter, utter piss. Nicholas Cage is a proper tit though, so I never should have gone to watch it really.
 
JumboWhiffy said:
They were the wifes choices! I've been wracking my brains over which of my choice of film would be my worst....and you've hit the nail on the head with the crystal skull!!!! When the lad started swinging through the trees with them monkies!!! ****e!!!!
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****ty LeBoeuf, the nuke going off when he was in the fridge, the meerkats, communists, aliens, the ants, ffs that film is so ****ing dreadful.

They're making another one :(
 
Evita!!! ****ing awful film and only film I've ever walked out of even left the girlfriend in the cinema while I played on the arcades and ate hotdogs.
 
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