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Room 101

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Sweats, Jan 12, 2013.

  1. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Computers.. They're ****ing ****. I dislike them immensely .
     
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    Has someone just wiped a load of vital files?
     
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  3. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    No.. They're just **** and irritating. I'm sure it's all a big conspiracy that they make them go wrong on purpose to keep speccy nerds in jobs. I'm sure the companies that make anti viral ware probably also make the virus's so we have to buy the stuff then have to get more speccy nerds with no social life to sort them out again. If computers are so advanced we shouldn't need the ****ers with their tech speak and condescending all round manner.
     
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  4. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    People who dont like computers are obvious gay and should be shot up the back door by Elton John
     
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  5. 606 not

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    i'm dizzy and feel sick, i hate the feeling.
     
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  6. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    I'd like to rid the world of amateur rugby players. Massive ****s the lot of them. Also amateur footballers can **** off and die. Sad ****ers who get up on a Sunday morning to turn out for their pub team in their brightly coloured boots thinking they're messi or such like. Anyone really who gets up on a Sunday to do anything other than have a **** and eat roasted things.. They can all die.


    Old demented ****ers in care homes.. Why keep them alive so they can continue dribbling down their faces while say around not paying any attention to the tv.. We would singlehanded save the economy millions..


    Benefit scrounging Eastern Europeans can all **** off back to wherever or be summarily executed. Unless they have reasonably well paid jobs and don't claim any benefits ...

    Single mothers who have 5 kids from 5 different dads.. They should all either be killed or have their reproductive organs removed and their children given to families who can't have children and can afford them..
     
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  7. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I want to deport anyone who does not have blue eyes and an English bull terrier "in white"
     
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  8. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Did an amateur football playing demented old Eastern European single mother with five kids from five different dads do something to offend you today perchance? <whistle>
     
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  9. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    Birds ****ting on my ****ing car, wasn't even parked under a tree and 3 of them managed to hit 2 windows.
     
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    people say ''hmmmm'' when you talk to them, pisses me off.
     
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  11. Psycho2k

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    hmmmm, interesting.
     
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  12. philo beddoe

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    Outrageous, think of the reduction in quality guests on Jeremy Kyle, what will the huge unwashed daytime TV audience watch? Think of all those who conduct DNA tests that will lose their jobs.

    My own suggestion for room 101 is dog owners who can't be arsed to walk their dogs. Today I saw a fat bastard driving in his car with his dog walking behind (not the first time). Why get a dog if you can't be arsed to exercise it.
     
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  13. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    At least they're looking after their dogs.. Though I wonder and doubt their ability to pick its **** up.


    I'm putting Mondays in room 101. They're monumentally ****.. Really can't be arsed today.
     
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  14. One of the lads

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    After watching 5 minutes of Room 101 last night, I'd like to put Jo Brand in Room 101. She has never been funny and she's not much to look at....
     
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  15. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    You and Matth would still let her suck on your plums though
     
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  16. One of the lads

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    Not while you were sucking on hers.
     
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  17. Sir Tennisball

    Sir Tennisball Well-Known Member

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    Anyone know why Matth was banned this time?

    Was it for the usual reasons on our board or did he go stampede on a rival board?
     
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  18. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    No, he bombarded ours. Some of the stuff he was putting on here last week was just stupid, **** that no one was interested in.
     
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    I think the 3x fa cup next round thread(s) was the straw that broke the camel's back. He was actually an idiot this time and deserved the ban.
     
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  20. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    I wonder who it was he wanted next round? What was so important and show stopping?
     
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